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We're having so much [F]un taking and sharing these!  He loves that he's not the
I have a bump on my areola (which is bumpy as is) that fills with stuff and can be
A pretty new bra. It's nice to [f]inally have one thats not just plain.
Just realized that today is not only America's cake day, but my Reddit cake day as
I have video of my wifey playing with this toy, but i do not know if there is enough
I may not have abs but I'm okay with that.
Recent picture of my ex-girlfriend's feet that she sent me as a tease. We have an
Cum on my tits! [F] I am also posting this picture in order to get everyone's attention
How does that dummy not have dummywood?
Ike's arm... maybe NSFW? I'm not even a Steelers guy, but that's just awful. I hate
Oh, honey. I know I’m not on the pill...but it’s about time we made you a new
best part of not having a roommate is that I can be naked whenever I want to be....which
I may not have the rock-hard abs, but I've been told that I kinda make up for it
My breast are so sensitive that I just had to have them bare rubbing against my jacket.
I kinda have this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8
TIL: It is illegal for pet stores in Beverly Hills to sell dogs and cats that have
I have like no hair on my ass, hope that's not a problem!
So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?"
I didn't have the heart to tell my brother that's not how mouth-to-mouth works.
Deli except she doesn't have nipples, but that's not new
A parting shot. Saying goodbye to the work week and hello to the weekend. And how
Hope everyone is having a great Friday! If not let's do something to change that
Mistress has commanded that even when not in chastity I am never allowed to cum again
I still can't stop fantasising about oral with Emma Stone and that perfect mouth.
Thursday I don't care about you... Oh that is not true, or I wouldn't have woken
I may have been overzealous when picking this new guy out; I'm not sure that it's
(F40) This is my favourite - but taken before the kids arrived! Not sure if I have
it's really not fair at all that a handful of words have the ability to turn me into
It's VERY important that you not have an emission!
Your bully wanted to make your mom's exposure public. This is why he threw away all
im not little im funsized, fragile, and would love for u to toss me around like that
[OC] Okay... I'm not saying, that gingers don't have a soul I'm just saying the dementors
I have been trained to always spread my legs and pussy when I’m in bed. The best
Hey! How was your day? We have problems with water in half of my city. It's poisoned
Henry should not have said that. If you don't get the reference, be glad. Jeannie
When the wife is attempting to have some personal time but forgets to take her sleep
I'm not very popular on this reddit, but just wanted to say that us bigger girls
Some days I hate that my pants never fit me well because of my hips. But on other
“We’re going to have you wear your outfit to the skatepark tonight. From skater
I'm not feeling so hot during Rona times, so have this old-ish photo of me that I
I was having a bad day that day. It is funny now looking back at it but not so much
So I’m not cute or adorable. But, someone said I’m busty for a petite. So, at
My girlfriend warned me her mum was never off duty. I didn't realise that meant I'd
Yes, I know you will tell all your friends that I caged you and no you don't have
"What? No, I'm not upset. It's just that...*sigh* I have to go back to the Disney
How does pineapplebrat not have any tributes? Anyone want to fix that?
So I just found out my link for OF in bio has been misspelled for 6 months... guess
We need to talk...At 49 I have certain needs that are not being met......[f]