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...AND THEY SAID ROMANCE WAS DEAD!

"You can do the splits, it'll be easy" they said

"Nice bum where you [f]rom" they said.

[THANKS!!!] Kalanz was right when they said it was everything I needed to survive

Found this gem at my local Staples. I asked /b/ what to do. They said, "Put...

X-post r/gonewild they said try here

Use "Arm of the destroyer" behind someone's wind up aldgoat, they said...

Gifs & Cum They Said

Put a cap on it they said ....[m]

More for science they said!!!

This will be fun they said

Be a painter they said

So they said try a different angle. How is this one?

[TW: Injury; Gore] They said lifting weights was safe...

Going on a business trip early tomorrow. They said be clean shaven...

HUH... AND THEY SAID I WOULDN'T GET IN ACTION IN MY GRANDMA SWEATER

[wife] They said that she was a screamer.

Ha. And they said the hypnosis seminar was a waste of money.

Tuck it in your waistband, they said

"Just act confident and guys won't care about your size," they said.

Bride thought they said "something blew"

Go to college they said

Stable they said

im housesitting and they said I could use the hot tub...hope this is okay too. [f]

And they said Animal Crossing was a kid's game

When they said we were gonna "get down tonight", this isn't what I had

My audition for the pink Power Ranger didn't go so well. They said I don't fall under

Asians are bushy they said

Running together makes (f)riendship stronger they said

Try sports, they said. [F] [OC]

Act natural, they said

Be a Cameraman They Said

I tried to change my password to penis but they said it was too short

Just tuck it up they said...

Buy briefs they said. It'll keep everything more "packed in".

Reflect After Every New Year They Said ??

[32] "Take something off!" they said. What should be next?

Tryina show off my feet but they said nah

Then they said, let the women play volleyball...

COVID-19, They said...

[F] Get a grip on your girl, they said.

Oh no, they said if this happened again I would be banned from the coffee shop!

I like how they said - ????? ???? ?? ? ???? ??? ????????? ????? in the end

And I thought they said that the sun doesn't shine here

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