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Needs to be seen by a doctor? IT NEEDS TO BE SEEN BY ME! (very slightly NSFW)
As an American, I'm not surprised to see Spanish Stations body paint a half-naked
I hadn't seen my girlfriend in a few weeks, and she felt sore this morning. When
My roommate lacks to add things to my homework when I step away...(NSFW?)
I wanted to add to this list, but it felt too complete [NSFW]
I don't know exactly what would be the words to use, if I came home to this.
Whenever I sit at the back of my class and proceed to to click every NSFW link.
Finland... Someone needs to teach you how to porn.
What I have to say to everybody who downvotes people begging for cakeday karma [PLS
Been trying to make a frozen banana but I just can’t seem to get one in the can!
Small town boy arrives into a city he's never seen before. Grows a pair large enough
Since it's my cakeday I'm going to close my eyes and blindly click on a file in my
Ezekiel 8:7 "Then he brought me to the entrance to the court. I looked, and
The Vegas guy who wanted to get kicked in the nuts, also wanted to be a porn star
I felt ashamed to share, I felt ashamed not to share [NSFW]
My girlfriend likes to say "butt sacks" for things she doesn't like. You
I was watching an anime... and they decided to go to an ice cream shop...
Local Jimmy Johns follows your order to the letter, and even offers a drawing to
I present to you the stickers you get to day you've been a good boy at a Polish Dentist
I keep on forgetting to pay attention to the NSFW warnings...
My girlfriend wanted a kitten too. She didn't want to compromise. So I now have to
So i went down to breakfast at the hotel i'm staying at this morning, to have this
Didn't expect to get berated while trying to watch porn. (SFW)
Tried to convince a buddy to shoot pool tonight.. at least im a 10, right?
These guys have the right to say whatever they want. My wife also had the right to
With the global reddit meetup day just around the corner I'd like to take a minute
Snapped a photo of my friend on a bus in Colorado. After I showed it to him, he handed
Went to my local bakery and asked them to draw something on my cake. Out of much
Our teacher asked us to circle around on a field trip and I look down to find see
Found this guy in my wife's photo stream and have to share it somewhere no place
The landlord came over unexpectedly to fix some things in our apartment. My roommate
Guy I went to high school with seems to have forgotten that facebook is public...
I'm about to give it to this peanut butter. (NSFW???)
My friend is applying to become a urologist (genitourinary system doctor). This is
Used a chrome plugin to change "pizza" to "pussy"
In honor of Dr. Seuss' birthday, I present to you a story I wrote in response to
Subscribed to r/NoSillySuffix to avoid the porn named SFW subreddits. It has a small
So a buddy of mine, who I haven't spoken to in awhile & lives in another
My parents are in India. I want to show them how to use YouTube, but the default
Wanted to see if I caught a Cockroach at home. After a quick Google Images search
I work at a bar. On a wall in the patio, the owner had to write a "G" with
I asked my friend who's trying to become a comedian what he would do he was Rose
My friend took a trip to the dildo factory where he learned how to make a dildo.
Cat not able to finish his meal, decided to leave it on our doorstep.
The guys at work decided to take the pranks to a whole new level. This thing stayed
The porn in this IVF clinic is non-conducive to my need to express millions of pre-humans.
[NSFW] For my cakeday I present to you the image that brought me to Reddit.
My MRW having to use Internet Explorer to install Chrome on my new PC.
The look on her face when she's old enough to understand this is going to be priceless
I found Dragonball Z: Battle of the Gods while looking for something to masterbate
I like to jerk off to things that excite me
When you want to please Allah, but you also want to please Abdulla
Alot of time has passed, 5 years since I drew this for VD. Feel free to send it to
(nsfw) How to teach some men to behave on /r/all, treat them like children.
So, a work colleague of mine found this vinyl in the streets of Paris and decided
In 5 years I'm not going to know the correct terminology to purchase drugs. I feel
A friend and I did an Indiegogo campaign to fund an album we made. We were off to
He wanted me to be his master and humiliate him. I was happy to oblige.
According to Reddit "Dumb c*nts love to ride fluorite obelisk". Got it!
NSFW Out of the 344 photos that I have saved on my phone, the only photo my phone

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