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When you're in /r/all clicking the NSFW links and you accidentally click a post in
You know you're Alberta when you see a truck with... [NSFW air freshener lol]
You know you're polish when you start to write like this...
When you don't have a girl so you gotta post things on Snapchat to deceive your contacts
When you're browsing reddit and this fucker shows up making you think you have a
When you wanna get turn but you broke but your homie says they got you
When you have stuff to do but you wish you were balls deep...
When you told her you wanted to give a blowjob, she said you had to go all the way
When you say you're close but she doesn't believe you
You know you've watched too much porn, when you recognise someone in Hell's Kitchen...
When you lie to Sir about cuming so he ties you up and leaves you there with the
When you drift off to that other world, you'll (f)ind me waiting for you...
You know you have big boobs when you can lick your own nipple ;P (deleted b/c I apparently
When you're helping you're buddy find his contact lens and you see it!
When you murder-suicide a supermarket because you believe you'll reincarnate as a
when you're a #hot #brunette, you know you won't keep your clothes on for long
When you realize the surprise you had in mind was FAR different from the surprise
When you're the leader of the of the FCC, but you act like you're still working in
When you are away at work but before you she emphasizes that you answer her FaceTime
When you start jerking off to Carla Gugino, you know you're gonna bust a nut in less
When you post a ? pic and the 2 guys who follow your Reddit/have known you biblically
You know you make a lot of Adult Films when you signal ✂️ to the camera [Blooper]
When you see me you sometimes feel like you have an emergency ??
When you don't know what you're doing but you're still happy to help...
When you thought you were asexual and then the progesterone hits you
When you are running around all day and you feel the buildup in your pants as you
When you told her you were 7inches but really you were 5
When you can connect, I have something for you ❤ and I wish to talk to you, I'm
You have to be comfy when you game, you know? -AreiBunn
You got hard when you see your little daughter stared the black kid at pool. How
when you're divorced 30 years and she sends you this to invite you for a visit
When you say you're hungry and she does this. She is about to make you one hell of
When you tell her you're hungry and she does this. She's about to make you one hell
You wondered why the caterers laughed at you when you came by to get your food after
You go to water your plant when you see this, what do you do?
When you are caged, and your cheerleader dress matches your plug, you know you are
You had to leave town for a couple days for work, but it got cut short. When you
When you want to be a slut but health comes first. #wearamask - DM me if you like
When you tell her you're hungry and she does this. She's about to make you one hell
When you say you can't cum over, i text you this to change your mind ?
When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.
When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.
When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.
When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.
When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.
When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.
You don't know? When you're really cold, you're supposed to strip down and get close
When you realize you’re not as cute as you used to be
"When you are a star, they let you do it. You can do anything." - Donald
You see this when you enter your house what you doin Maybe NSFW. Content took from
When you are a slavegirl, you should make an effort to feel fuckable at all times
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