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Jack and Jill went up a hill to fist a cat with mustard. The cat fell down, his ass
Dazed and Nominated and Confuzed
When it goes from 60 and sunny to 20 and chances of snow.
My coworkers 6 yr old is learning shapes in school and his teacher asked him to draw
Was doing some dishes when I looked out the window and saw my roommate and his gf
GG Allin and his brother, Merle, had equal and opposite mustaches.
Porn: Where there's no age group in between Teen and Milf and where pussies work
In the world of porn, pussies are like belly buttons and there's no age group between
Watching a movie with my girlfriend [fixed again and again and again]
So Phineas and Ferb's mom lives in my area and wants to have sex with me [NSFW]
The difference between US and Swiss media (slightly NSFW, visible nip)
I work at a grocery store and I walked out of the back room.. and bam.
So my roommate and I were playing Melee a while ago, and this just sort of happened.
Singapore Baskins Robbins Ice cream promotion. Lick and lick and lick.
I panicked and backed into the back of the bathroom door and now I'm stuck.... Well,
My pregnant wife wanted me to take a picture of her and her belly and send it to
mfw when i look down during math class and look back up at the board and it's covered
Does this say "Naughty Elf"? Or "Naughty Ey"? Me and the other
When I was a young child I would use my hand and trace it to draw a turkey, look
My friend and I got drunk and I decided it was a good idea to take a dump in the
"In every block of WOOD I see a statue as plain as though it stood before me,
I started taking photos from my friends/dad/internet and started editing them and
Girlfriend made me join in on arts and crafts night. I hate arts and crafts night.
He shouldn't have looted that liquor store last night. Woke up, not knowing where
When you drop your mobile and you are like "is it ok? Is it ok?" and then
I'm at the world's largest advertising festival in Cannes and caught a couple having
Was making art work with my 6 year old and he wanted me to burn the edges of his
Went to club with bae and people fucking and satan photobombed us
So I was masturbating the other thay, and I saw Xhamster's slogan: "just porn,
At first its warm and runny, then cools off and stiffens
10 minutes into Reddit and Chill and he gives you this look
J Lo's got a big booty and the hands to work at Gringotts
Did you ever look at someone and wonder what's going on inside their head?
5 minutes into hell and chill and he gives you that look
I see your shield and monk and raise you my grandpa's fairy. NSFW
Saw this vibrator and thought of this
I was making a Dirty Love meme and found this Google Image gold instead and had to
When you wake up and realize it's Sunday and not Monday. NSFW
Tried to fap and ended up watching Kim K and Drake getting filmed by Kendrick [NSFW]
Used a note and lighter to crush coke and it landed in an amazing spot.
Every time my friends and I visit my girlfriend's house and get drunk.
Jesse James posts "Lock and Load" on west coast choppers FB page and I
I just snapped a picture of the news to illustrate that some media is reporting on
Please help, I got home after shopping this morning and opened my eggs and one of
Keijo is an insane Japanese anime about butt and boob Sumo wrestling
I went to a museum and saw this big ass painting
[NSFW] Girlfriend and I are interested in a threesome and not sure how to get one
When you try to be cute and fail
My roommate and I were messing around with Google maps, and we found a lot gems in
Nsfw. My tan is coming in nice and you can barely see my dick anymore. Living in
Let's fight and no.
"My dog turned vegetarian and we haven't look back!"
Just a girl and her dog
"For the night is dark and full of terrors..."

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