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I call it "bookends"
Sent my boyfriend this picture and he just called it "nice." Maybe I'll
They called it Head & Shoulders because the retailers wouldn't go for Hot
teasing me while I'm working [f]...may have to call it an early day
New piece. :D We call it Zergling.
This needed to be here. "Why they call it a joystick." (X-Post from r/funny)
[f] terrible 2 weeks. lost my job. fiance called it off. at least my shower head
[Spoiler] My husband called it
I(f) you woke to this, would you call it a good night? (SFW)
[f]iance called it off. he said i was boring in bed. how's this?
I know this isn't as wild as you guys generally like, but I wanted to show you my
Don't call it a comeback [f+m]
Funny enough...I called it 4 months ago!
i apologize for the imgur trouble... let's try this again! tribute me please, pm
I call it SAtan. Gaze upon its profane beauty!
First no-pattern FO! I call it "hacky cack".
My landing strip is almost to thick [f]or the name - so I'm calling it a helipad
I'd call it a successful birthday weekend.
Daft Punk called it...
Costume party...or, as we call it, who can look the sluttiest!
All my girlfriends have called it the Tae Kwon Do butt
I call it the panty dropper
... Or as I call it: Tuesday
Donata Davidoff in a pretty unique dress... if that's what you call it!
Early morning breakfast (don't call it a sausage)
Bend me over and call it yoga
Locked up for the first time in months. My boyfriend started calling it my "wee
Someone called it little ? do you agree? [F]
I call it #thottiethursday [oc]
Showing everyone her ass and pussy but calling it “modeling”
Let's kiss and call it a day, shall we?!
chubby, curvy, fluffy, whatever u want to call it im happy with my body. [OC]
I call it my boob shelf!
I call it The Orgasm Enforcer! PVC Pipe. Very Affordable. Very effective.
[f] (42) whoops . . . I meant to post this one and call it "nice and round"--I
Cum on Ariel, call it Little Spermaid
Little girl attacked in the face by her family pit bull. Mom calls it a "freak
Can i call it an upskirt if im only wearing a long t shirt? ? (f)
They call it hot yoga for a reason...
I call it my exclamation point
They call it missionary cause you see God [f,m] ?
If Chris Hayes hosted an orgy, would he call it All in with Chris Hayes?
I wonder what you call it? [group] [naked]
Sweater weather is overrated. Let's start calling it leather weather.
Someone call IT! My VPN is running so slow I’m getting bored and taking off clothes.
I call it a microphone
I call it the aquacockter! What do you think?
You have one more item to do before calling it night ?

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