zNSFW

I Thought I Was

My boyfriend just asked me to find a new way to eat my chocolate bunny. Apparently,

Lexi Belle doppelganger. i was looking through some tweets and I saw this beauty.

It was close to where you thought it was... (NSFW)(True Story)

TIL that the $1 coin from the Cook Islands features Tangaroa, the Male Fertility

Saw this in the advert space while Reddit was down. Thought I was in r/spacedicks.

I thought this was odd when I was watching King Worm, but now I've figured out what

Never thought I was gay, but had an odd drea[m] I was with a girl and a guy. Maybe

I was supposed to be on a date tonight :( thought I was finally going to have my

My cousin found this picture of Marceline's diary, I thought it was relevant because

Cysts on my balls. After it was drained I thought it was missing something.nsfw

This was in r/cringepics, thought it was better here [NSFW] a little.

I thought I was being clever - Well, my question was answered.

Ive never really asked anyone this before and I'm into this field now so I was wondering

First I thought it was just a funny name, then I realize it was also lighter fluid

Found on /r/funny thought it was more appropriate here [auto-x-post - OP was Spottso]

I thought I was being a patriot [auto-x-post - OP was theKingOG]

I thought it was a stick I heard grinding. Turns out it was a (pregnant?) rattle

I thought it was satisfying, but apparently I was wrong - NSFW

Got stoned and thought there was really a cat in this Olive Garden commercial....

I was banned from Build with Chrome. I thought I was following the rules [kinda NSFW]

So i was (frisky) waiting for my doctor in the patient room and started snapping.

I don't know what I was thinking. I actually thought this was cool for about 9 months.

You Thought it was________, but it was I, DIO!

GF thought I was showering. Was really trying on her panties!

This was r/WTF, but I thought it was pretty funny

My [F]ucktoy's new bra was too small, but I thought it was still worthy of posting

My bf took a pic of me on my phone while I was sleeping as a joke. I thought it was

BE WARNED: Went for a women check up and I was curious to what my my cervix looked

Got chubbed up at work and was feeling a little restrained... thought it was best

Got chubbed up at work and was feeling a little restrained... thought it was best

Got chubbed up at work and was feeling a little restrained... thought it was best

Got chubbed up at work and was feeling a little restrained... thought it was best

(M)whelp I hope no hard feelings but I knew somebody was watching me and somebody

(M) my favorite movie quote was Forest Gump. When he but jen...nney?????????????????????definitely.

(M) y'all seen the Microsoft...Now my Apple account. It's been going on for almost

Always thought I was small but learned I was thicker than most

Surprised to see a Chromebase 21 touchscreen kiosk at my local Costco warehouse.

NSFW 49 yo (M) I was diagnosed with LS 3 months ago, initially thought it was vitiligo

Your friend saw me in this outfit.. you thought I was embarrassed.. I was soaking

Jerking off to an ex classmate of mine. She was one of the stuck up dug dealer chicks,

(M) Of course I went down there foreal. Y'all thought it was a game to play with

The girl next door and I swapped bodies. We've known each other since we were kids.

(M) yeah I know!! And if any one thought it was me fuck them too. You forgiven though

My girl was checking the weather and I thought it was a great picture

[24] really thought I was way below average. Till I measured and it turns out i was

[F,20] Omg I found this super old photo and I thought it was funny, not only bc of

Riding a massive cock while he uses my phone to send video to my husband who thought

He thought she was in work without a bra on...he could tell, so had to check. He

My gf’s rich family is going on vacation. Since I grew up poor and never went on

Seeing the "23" on the birthday cake, John, a nurse in an old people's

Omph was undressing and thought it was be a good pic for here

U thought it was slot but it was I crusader

Nothing witty, just thought it was super cute!! Hope your day was amazing!! ??

I saw this during voting and legit thought this was a new direction the game was

I [F32] asked my boyfriend [M41] if he thought I was breeding material. His response

I'm 6'4" and I waited nearly a decade to transition cause I thought I was too

He fell asleep while I was showering Thought this was the best way to wake him. This

I thought I was mean to at work bro, but when I snw your wife squatting with her

I always thought I was just blonde when I was a kid. Turns out I am a redhead, or

11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20

zNSFW.com