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I was flipping through my Playboy and saw the redditor's wife. NSFW
I was watching The Walking Dead and realized how messed up our rating system is for
I'm sexy and I wharrgarbl.
So I'm watching the Tour de France and this happened live...
Naked, sleeping guy in the park gets huge wood and a random guy puts a chip's bag
My "Go to" Picture for awkward text messages to friends, family, and randoms.
My take on what popular movies and TV shows would look like if they were Saturday
There are 2 types of billionaires. There are the Koch brother types, and then...
Completely oblivious and on his way to the airport.
It's all fun and games until a kid slips a mallet handle up an unsuspecting orifice.
Somebody asked what my girlfriend and I (two women) had planned for valentines day.
Went into a sex shop and was greeted by this guy
UPS man dropped off package to my apt. I assumed it was mine and opened it immediately,
Enjoying the view and nice weather [fixed]
What has 2 thumbs and approves those boobs.
so i typed in game of thrones khaleesi on google and...
I see your shower curtain and raise you mine!
So a girl on my facebook is 21 and her mom posted a picture of her when she was younger......I
A Guy I Work With's Rabbit Just Died and Received a Proper Viking Burial
Me and my friends made a Sexiest Men Alive calendar for our girlfriends a few years
we had to do an ad for dildos and that happened...
Mulan and the wonders of makeup
Girlfriend got a 'lifeproof' case and was excited to use it in the pool. This was
Tried face swapping a photo of my friend and a blow-up doll. Did not expect such
I'm a mod on wikipedia and I just removed this image from the page on 'G-Force'
You can go ahead and burn that seat!
Hello and welcome to reddit.
Friend posted a vacation pic of herself and her dog on Facebook...
My 4-year old son and I made popsicles this morning. Just took one out to give him.
My roommate opened my nightstand to get Chapstick and just said, "What the fuck."
My buddy saw an opportunity and he went for it
The wife and I are currently dogsitting. When the dog's owner emailed asking if he
She's single and ready to mi-- wait...
He sat and stared at me like this for a minute before I took the picture. Weirdo.
googled "what is reddit" to explain it to my girlfriend and this came up...
Happy 30th birthday, she said, I hope you enjoy the lingerie and wine I bought for
I was looking at porn and I came across this
[OC]Superman and Lois knock boots for the first time
I don't think it goes there and I'm sorry it fits.
Opened a peanut butter jar and...
Went to the restroom to wash my hands after my sandwich collapsed and found this...
Elmo and Cookie Monster stuck in headlights (NSFW)
The difference between American and European media in a nutshell. [NSFW]
[OC] A guy I know is a nurse and recently left his job. This was the cake his coworkers
Mailman hand delivered a package and this catalog today. He couldn't look me in the
Words to remember, and live by.
You said Netflix and chill.
A few years ago my friends would climb up the local movie theatre every few weeks
She writes "his" and "hers" when she prepares tomorrow's sandwiches.
It's only a matter of time that kids learn about the birds and the bees
Just bought a new house, and guess what? It came with a safe!
[NSFW] Wife and I found a surprise in our sakes when we out to dinner this evening...
Happy and sad
Michigan passes bill to outlaw Oral and Anal sex. I live in a community with a high
My wife sends me random texts all the time, so I took screenshots and compiled all
I guess Betty and Veronica got tired of waiting for Archie to pick one of them.
Went to check to see if i cut my neck last night and realized my beard makes me look
this license plate was on an elderly couples car for many years, its supposed to
So I'm driving down the road and some dick in a truck pulled out in front of me
When she says "Take your clothes off and get on the bed."

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