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And then I said Merry Christmas

"...and then he said 'I am posting this on Random Sexiness"

And God said "Let there be Nig Nog Pantyhog!!!!"

And I said I would never come back... PM for more!

And she said baby, its 3 am I must be lonely (F)

And The Lord said "Let there be ass!"

...and with that being said

And he said he couldn't go with me on the trip because he was sick.....

And on the third day He said to us, let there be Knees.

And the Lord said "don't waste your chance"

And on the first day, the Lord said: "let there be curls"

and he said to me, "Come sit on my lap baby girl"

And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device'

Said she wanted a before and after of her February workout routine

And people said that if I lost weight that I would lose my boobs

And I said rectum? Damn near killed him!

And She said I wouldn't post it (f)

And then Allah said "Let there be a Snackbar"

She said she wanted me to help her get ready for our shoot. So I did ;)

And they said punk is dead...

And they said there aren't aliens on earth...

And he said "Let there be Boobs"

♪And I say, hey yeah yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah, I said hey! What's going on?♪

And so she said...

And they said 2000's music is dead. Oh, wait.

And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so

And the Lord said, "Let thy pussy flood!"

And the boob angels said "Let there be tits!" (f)

Winter's the time to stay in bed and snuggle <3

And then he said, "Let there be light..." [f]

Said fuck it and decided to post here tonight.

And the dentist said: "Open your mouth!"

And she said let them eat cake [f]

And they said the overnight shift would be boring.

and the lord said "it was good"

...and that's what she said

And then she said "You are not fucking my ass without lube". (sawacoee)

and God said "let there be pussy" ?

And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"

... and who said mom panties are boring? [f]

said f*ck it and posted this to my ig today?‍♀️ sorry mom (but not really sorry)

And you thought I was joking when I said I was thicc ☺ [f/26]

And they said, i will never have sexy thighs. What do you think?

And she never even said no no no no no s,na.p-textmoopy?

And God said, Let there be butt

Said that he's a disco [m]an and he's got a lot of [f]iscal plans

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