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I ordered $30 worth of kitchen stuff from Sears.ca. The UPS guy who tried to deliver
It's cold, and he's trying to stay warm. ;-)
Here is a picture of my kitty trying to cover up the giant shadoobie he took in the
Redditor cuts off thumb and takes picture so he can get karma for made-up story about
Someone posted a shittily done wallpaper for the Kickass Mall Cop. I tried to fix
My ex keeps trying to make his genitalia a meme. He calls it "dicknose"
I was trying to take a picture of my nephew when he jumped out of the way. I was
Uhhh...maybe he was trying to grow more? [NSFW]
Not really what he was trying to go for.
I thought he was trying to be nice
My brother wrote the shopping list. I think he's trying to tell us something...
[NSFW] My husband always tries to get me to look at his weiner. I have to be careful
My boyfriend tried out my wacom tablet and he was pretty pleased with himself
When I tried convincing my roommate that Coors Light is better than Bud Light, he
MY mate tried really hard to vomit. He succeeded!
NSFW. Tried out the new iOS 8 camera timer...couple points, check surroundings, use
Not quite sure, but he may have been trying to give away more than just the mirror.
Man tries to drag woman in front of bus; gets what he deserves.
[gif] My Friend Thinks he's Funny coming up behind me and trying to break them lose!
#Oldje trying to find a middle solution between #coworkers, looks like he's the solution
(M) new here phresh out the shower and trying to wake him up it's just he is so tired
(M) new here almost broke my wrist trying to get it hard he still simi you'll see
The real reason Captain Jack was trying to get back to the Doctor...he woke up next
HuMan tRIes tO kiLL guiNEa PiG on sUPeR HoT stOneS buT He reSIsTS
My high school crush (left) She tried to hookup with my friend and he said no. Hes
I think he's trying to tell me something ?
Not Trying to Date You, LOL (He's grey, I'm blue. We're both male. Slight NSFW)
AFTER, he sent a dick pic out of the blue and tried to play it off as being hacked,
My favorite Swedish subscriber told me he once spent 7 hours in the bathtub. I tried
Someone posted this in r/SpaghettiHentai and said he deleted the original picture.
My buddy is trying to get on the Jumbotron at 30 NBA games in 30 cities in 30 days.
I'm glad I'm not the only teen sister fantasizing of my brother during quarantine.
Jamal tried pulling out in time… but her insemination gasps let him know that he
When he's trying to get your attention
[Mind alteration #1/4] "What have you done with me!" I shouted as i entered
[OC] He filled my mouth so full I choked trying to swallow
This guy has been trying to get me to send him NSFW photos for months, despite my
This guy has been trying to get me to send him NSFW photos for months, despite my
Racist white calls a Black Man the n-word and tries to walk away. Gets what he deserves.
My fiancé had me take this picture of him to send to this guy he’s trying to have
When, over the coffee, Jack cautiously asked, "Could you be able to advise me
There's nothing wrong with him, he's just trying to sneak past the mean cat without
Even if I tried to fuck you like he did I couldn't...
I became obsessed with the idea of fucking my boyfriend’s dad, to the point where
My girlfriend seems so much happier since my little brother possessed her and well
I have been really trying hard to be a good girl. But damn I just had to message
When you're just trying to enjoy your balloon time and he joins you ?
18yr old white bitch trying to satisfy a monster He ripped that hoe to pieces - more
18yr old white bitch trying to satisfy a monster He ripped that hoe to pieces - more
This weekend was the first time my friend and her boyfriend tried a girl She watched
This weekend was the first time my friend and her boyfriend tried a girl She watched
Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today...
Got this extremely painful boy brewing between my nips. He's very large but not ready
Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today...
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My bf has a tiny cock. I'm so conflicted because I love his personality but am not
Just told my boyfriend I like feet. Who likes my small.. Clean.. Polished toes? ?
I made sure to ask the other guys here just to make sure he wasn't trying to trick
Taylee Wood was trying to wear a very tight skirt. Of course, when Angelo Godshack
My guy is more than welcome to give it as many tries as he wants

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