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I Was Funny

Showed my boyfriend a sticker app last night and made the mistake of sending a risqué

Texted a friend to find out if he was still able to come along on a road trip tomorrow.

Discovery Channel Where Was This "Naked and Afraid" show when I was 12

I knew it was a pretty good size but she's always been to shy to comment about it

Joe was about to learn, that in the future, justice was not only blind, but had become

My boyfriend tried to moon me as a joke. I think the woman on television was more

So I was sexting my girl with a long and passionate stort and she was getting really

My BF and I were having a random conversation in the car... I was curious as to what

So I was searching my grandfather's websearch history and was quite disturbed.

My cousin Josh's facebook was hacked today. Robert is his uncle, Christin his mother

I was looking at space heaters because my apartment was freezing and saw this gem!

And here I was, always thinking I was straight. [NSFW]

Came in to work and was told there was a "black pussy riding a cock" in

I knew the public transport in Copenhagen was good, I just didn't know it was awesome.

How come I was never told this was a career option. [FIXED]

My boyfriend was making Easter eggs while I was at work.

This was not what I thought it was... Possibly NSFW

So I was taking this pic and I noticed my cat was "modeling" with me too...[NSFW]

NSFW: Was searching for "beating cheeks" on google, was not disappoint?

Forgot my cakeday. This was probably what I was doing. Like a million others that

[NSFW] I was going through a SFW wallpaper collection I DL-ed from Dropbox. In the

I was on google and searched "black hammer" I was not disappointed. [NSFW]

He asked what I was doing... Only logical response was "I'm sexting" then

Student in my class did his project on the Fappening, teacher was not pleased.

This Shirt was Donated to a Catholic Charity

BANNED SCENE: This scene was cut from last Robocop movie when it was deemed too offensive.

At first glance, I was a bit astonished this was in a high school gym in St. Paul.

So this picture was on the frontpage of my local newspaper...

I thought I was taking an adorable picture of my cat this morning. I was just about

My driver was complaining, via text, I was over working him. My response.

So I was asking everyone if this was the homework.

I saw this add and was confused, until I realized my VPN was still on.

i was just checking to see if this lesbian video was any good

My sister was showing my little brothers pictures of her trip to Spain when one of

Today I was given the opportunity to recreate one of my favourite posts.

This was my Halloween costume one year except mine jingle jangle was rubber. Probably

It was then that Nancy started to question whether or not a threesome with Jake and

I was looking at reviews for a takeout place when this one popped up...

I was scrolling through my news feed and was positive I saw male genitalia. Scrolled

Went to my neighbor's house the other night for dinner. This was above his toilet.

I was so close!

Whilst getting beej'd yesterday morning and I noticed that the wife was ignoring

I was happy when my wife said I was amazing in bed last night, but then confused

this license plate was on an elderly couples car for many years, its supposed to

Creepy before photo. Just hours after this was taken he died following an accidental

I was looking up some symptoms I was having and might have found the cause... [NSFW]

For us guys it was boobs and vaginas. I've always wondered if there was a female

For us guys it was boobs and vaginas. I've always wondered if there was a female

What war was like back then. Brutal

NSFW: My husband told me my pregnant belly looked like a giant boob... so I put makeup

Heard this was the new style

Not what he was expecting..

At least it was graceful

Top post on all reminded me of the time my husband's phone connected to my car while

Well this was false advertising

I was in a public restroom when I discovered this sacred rune...

My buddy Brian turned 40 this week and is still painfully single. This was the gift

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