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Mrw

MRW imgur is over capacity
mrw I have to take a shit, but refuse to pause the game. [NSFW] [Gross]
MRW I realized the the most successful Redditor of all time (Scopolamina) only posted
MRW I realised that the new flat my gf and I moved in to has a huge mirrored wardrobe
MRW my girlfriend hugs me after days without sex :(
MRW accidentally finishing the BD with me on top and I need to get to laying down
MRW I watch most Asian porn NSFW
MRW I see another NSFW sex-related question on /r/Askreddit
MRW perusing nsfw/NSFW_GIF for several hours and then realizing I am still connected
MRW I realize there's no toilet paper left.
MRW My GF asks, "You can move It!?"
[MRW] A fundie tells me bananas are against the bible, and then le black science
MRW I read an interesting article that criticizes the Fappenning but provides a link
MRW I'm browsing /r/all and realise I'm only looking at the NSFW links.
MRW I finally crack the Max Galactica case in Justice for All
MRW I only had one burger for dinner last night.
MRW I read the 100th episode will hint heavily at certain background ponies origins
MRW I see the sameshit galagsy s6 commercial
MRW I borrow a tampon from a friend after not having sex for a couple of years [NSFW]
MRW visiting Imgur Gallery today I see NSFW comments have been banned
Mrw fatpeoplehate was banned
MRW no major Colgate
MRW 20 strangers a day send random dick pics and demands ``now YOU OWE ME A PUSSY
MRW when I'm the hiring manager at a hospital and a man named Buck comes in for an
MRW I am at a festival and as I am moving through the crowd, I see two girls agonizingly
MRW I click on a NSFW post but didn't notice it came from /r/WTF
MRW I find out who's going to Ponderosa next.
Mrw pigs brag about their sad dicks or send pictures... what makes you think I need
MRW my gf calls me to the living room and then i realize she's discovered all my
MRW my little brother might have a bf [NSFW-ish]
mrw the mod who caused this sub to made in the first place gets modded with full
MRW I just beat my meat into submission and realized my webcam wasn’t covered and
MRW I saw the new Pokemon designs
MRW Ghostbusters is 77% on RT
MRW when I get HARASSED on /r/gaybros about my masc4masc PREFERENCE
MRW I hire a Thai prostitute and get less than I was expecting.
MRW people say Darius is OP
MRW Cuck gets BTFO by "you should stick to knee high boots"
MRW I get home from my semester abroad and check my bank account
MRW the chiropractor pops my hip back in place
MRW I'm sure I drank too much but still manage to get it up
MRW When the Jews run faster than the hounds
MRW an 8 year-old asks for my autograph, and my name is Jared Fogle [OC]
MRW I saw the PoE gameplay
MRW cigarette smokers are offended by vaping.
MRW I started Narcos this week and realized that Javier Pena is Oberyn Martell
MRW i see my friend on the other side of the street.
MRW I sold a Glawk to my roommate
MRW they finally end up with a white title screen [NSFW]
MRW I HEAR THE BEEBLES OUT IN PUBLIC
MRW the football team finishes practice before I'm done showering in the same locker
MRW - Watching the State of the Union nsfw
MRW I'm at Disney World, wanting to see the Star Wars stuff, but my family keeps
mrw havent seen bae for 17 celestial eons
MRW I found out my fav co-worker is taking a trip with me (43)
MRW I try out a butt plug for the first time

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