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A{f}ter sex, i took this picture of my GF, and just said Damn! All she said was "put

This keeps happening to my dog. The vet said it would stop after castration and now

This Chick at a rave said I have a sexy tummy..idk what do you girls think?

This is so inhumane and disgusting. Called police on my neighbor (Stillwater, Ok)

This kitty tried to follow me home on a run. I asked the people living nearby if

This is why I said I don't smile.

said that this is the stereo typical gamer chick. Wish the stereo was more true.

This was on WTF. It said it's Noma, a flesh eating disease., but i think Convergence

Neighbor said he could hypnotize me to do anything he says. "Bullshit"

This bombed at /r/funny....all I said was good thing she didn't go to flight school...

This will probably be buried in downbamas, but it had to be said

This just came out of my sinuses. I've been sick for a week but the doctor said there

This was said over 1000 years ago, I think that time is now. [auto-x-post - OP was

This is my Mom. Nuff said.

This pattern was found in Yanukovich's residence.. Nuff said

"Hey, future husband, look at this!" she said, "save this gif so you

This girl is madly curious if there's a Porn star out there that looks like her.

This girl said I looked like Captain America, I made a crucial mistake

Said to Cortana: "P---, Sh--, Fu--." She gave me this.

This post is mild, but I asked my friend's permission to post these and she said

a good toronto lawyer shouldn't do this, they said...what if they find out who you

This dude was disturbed that her tits said no to gravity

Said hello, sent my face pic, got this response.

This one he said was just right.

(M) this person was saying they want me to be they sex slave I seen you on Reddit

This shouldn't have to be said.

I was eating fruit and I picked up a funny looking blueberry and showed it to my

Said goodbye to old man Mojo (13 yo) earlier this year. He was a handsome guy up

This gorgeous pawg just sent me a link for her grubhub account and said I can buy

This is my mates mom who I helped moved house after she split with my mates dad.

This is my mates mom who I helped moved house after she split with my mates dad.

This was not what she had expected when her boyfriend said he would put her on a

This is apparently a sticker and not the actual design of the lighter. Does anyone

Just bought this h from my reg plug. He said if I swallow it I die. I already did

"Why did i have to shapeshift into this girl again" he said from his new

this dude said i have small boobs, is he right?

This iY for the guy who said my butt was fake ? [18]

Can someone tell me if this is blood? Stumbled across this years ago and the police

This Crash Bandicoot comic panel but with Crash controlling Coco's brain (the brain

A long time member here said you guys like seeing thicc chonky boys between a pair

Dad took this photo of me before I went out to dinner. He said "I need a pic".

Said: Stop hold the phone this has to be s!nap-givingode

Said: Stop hold the phone this has to be s?n!a,p>sushiscud

This is exactly what I needed. A heavy hitting weapon I can use in case my mom tries

Your husband said you needed to get in shape, your husband said you needed a gym

This is not a joke friends, I do not know who the author is, but we all said "Ta-daaaam"

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