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They kicked me out of the nude beach, said I must take that shirt off :[
They made me pin my shirt at work...said I was (f)lashing...more in comments.
They never said anything about fucking where you eat....
They're actually only about 3 months apart in age (Natasha being older). With that
They told me to stop, and I said no, no no. Maybe nsfw?
This kitty tried to follow me home on a run. I asked the people living nearby if
When they said Hurricane Sandy was coming this was the last thing i expected to see.
napa called they said you mud flaps are in
saw this great photoshop on r/funny. they said it was a black father carrying their
"Sunscreen's for pussies," they said... (NSFW?)
Just fall on the floor. It'll be sexy they said...
They always said she was very blunt.
Asians are flat they said [NSFW]
Don't scratch your back, they said.
Said I would get a tattoo for the Hawks if they won the Stanley Cup! [NSWF-ish] Redo!
Gifs and Cum they said... So I delivered :D
Don't move they said.. (NSFL)
They guys (f)rom r/GoneMild said I should show more.
Well, they said it was worth more...
It'd be fun, they said.
when they said porn of anything I didn't think...
They've always said I have a nice ass...
they are set free. Since all you guys said yes
Trollbots are useless they said...
Bury me in the sand they said...
She said they won't like the pink wig. I said they won't even notice...
They always said ‘trimming the bush makes the tree look bigger’.
They always said ‘trimming the bush makes the tree look bigger’.
Lie still they said...
Pub Quiz - given a drawing task with a floating Ronald McDonald head. "Be creative"
Netflix and chill, they said. ?✊??
Get an ice luge they said....
"Don't put the freaking punchline in the freaking title" they said
At the news they said there are 7 inches of snow outside. So I went to check.
Who is this? In 4chan they said she was from gonewild, but karmadecay didnt find
They both said they might post on gonewild. Who's the hottest "college slut"?
[REQUEST] my friend. They said bikinis are bad but is this really not xrayable!?
They wanted her to go to rehab but she said "No, No, No."
Living with your girlfriend will be fun they said
They wouldn't tell me what I did, and when I asked again, they just sighed and said
They always said if you love something, set it free! [GIF]
[NSFW] - "It'll be a warm day, they said"
It's a great staffing agency they said...it's been months I started going in March
(M) this person was saying they want me to be they sex slave I seen you on Reddit
They say a picture says 1000 words. But the response to this picture said "Your
They're just as cute as she said they would be
Soccer is so gay they said, go play hockey ....
We've been waiting so long... Anyone else have this problem? I contacted customer
'They're just using you, Dude!' said no friend ever.
They always said I'm just a big softie
They just said don't stick your dick in crazy, nothing about right in front of her
They told her they just wanted her to watch them fuck ... but they never said from
they found D. Henry having a sad cry in the corner and said hey you have to play
Tfw they said the war would be over by cumcum time but now the JoJo fans are here
They’re remodeling the house next door, so I figured I would ask if he could give
Said they wouldnt cuddle me in another sub, what do you guys think ?
"Time travel AND body-swapping?" they said. "It'll never work!"
They have secret names for each other, that are only said in the dark.
They had said things could go downhill very quickly when you first started doing
They exchanged a look that spoke volumes -- not a word needed to be said. Which was

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