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You hear about it, read about it on the internet, but when you see it in real life,
You Know You Have Seen Way Too Much NSFW When You See a Pic Like this and Something
You know it will be a good bible study when you can't use the correct "you're."
You know you hit the bowels of the Internet when you find this.
When you gotta go, you gotta go...
When you think your dealer shorted you, but then you weigh it
When you drop your mobile and you are like "is it ok? Is it ok?" and then
When you're stuck in an empty office and you're so horny that you can't resist taking
When You're Reading Dark Jokes and You Find Out Another Sub Will Ban You.
When you tell mom to look for you on TV.
when you can't buy a dildo because you still live with your parents so you improvise
When you get what you want but not what you need .
When you're white but you stole your first bike
when you're pregnant but you need to be beach body ready by the weekend
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise
When you play the Game of Moans, you either live, or you cum.
When you just get back fro[M] work and you realize you have no one can take care
When you overtake so many cars you forget its a two-way street
When you're too tired to explain twice that you don't want to sext
When you had big stuff planned but didn't turn out the way you wanted it to be...
When you're about to shoot up the school and you see the black kid who has always
When you've never been in a fight before and you're hoping you can sorta just play
When you're in one of those moods and your wife tells you to go jack off so you post
When you have fuck you money.
When you wanna tell your partner you have an STD but you're committed to a fabulous
You were really playing with fire when you burst in here like that man
When you (f)uck your guy so well that he cums inside you without intending to..
When you enter the site and you think you will finally have a Lap Dance, but it has
When you have to pause your ga[m]e and play with a different joystick ? you know
when you're wife won't fuck you so you just edge to filthy fantasies shared with
When you find out you have kinky neighbors
When you try to be model-y-ish, but the reality is you're a 35 year old goofy idiot
When you are so vanilla you know people won't believe it:
You know you're horny as fuck when you tear open your briefs to get at your cock
When you realize that you live in the same neighborhood as an online cam girl...
When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.
When you think the coast is clear to take a picture only to look over and see a "bird
You know that moment when you just can't contain yourself, and the only thing you
When you cum so good you can’t help but smile ?
When you wake up feeling sexy, but you're too shy to take sexy selfies in front of
When you should be studying but instead you are playing around with your pens...
You know you're 45 when you need your reading glasses to take a selfie ?
You you don't kiss when you kiss s.nap~drunkboal
When you're late to meet friends cause you were masturbating ?

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