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I Called It

One more be[f]ore I call it a night...
I like to call it the 'cave of wonders'
i call it a spacedicks cupcake
Spoilers - Calling it right now, if you've seen DBZ...
I was inspired by a post that was made a few days ago. I call it "No! Please!
They call it "easy access"
Can't think o[f] a witty title...what should I call it?
I've had people call it a "baseball bat"...
They call it "Easy Access"
I guess that's why they call it 'hardwood' [f]loors... ;-)
(F)ind me some vino and we'll call it a party ;)
They call it a "blow" pop [F]or a reason...
Hoodie with no panties on. [F]ave outfit, if you can even call it that:)
You know why they call it a royale with cheese? The metric system.
Hey Brother, thanks for lending me the money for this new Hollister shirt- let's
I call it my 'happy stick' (;
Let's call it Orangered
In France we call it " Cul " =p
Girls have called it a porn star cock
GF calls it her chocolate cervix tickler
I call it the homewrecker
This is what calling it quits with your spineless bf looks like. (Mild because I
My Yoruichi Ignited (Idk what to call it) Recolor
I’ve lost seven pounds this week. Or, as others calls it, ‘the baby’
What do you call it when you make a bunch of gays run out of an Orlando nigh club?
As long as I promise to do some homework, can I call it at mathtub?
...and THAT'S why they call it the breaststroke
What do I call it? a log?
hi darlings - this is B&W, so i(f) you cum to this, you can just call it
(F) I've been doing this with this exact same sharpie for about 4 years now. I call
On Theophrastus 7, they call it "fellatus ex machina"
They call it "the farewell face ride:" Sometimes a Mistress will order
They call it noise
My current collection. I call it "The Harem"
They call it "The Steampunk Shake"
Google calls it art.
[mom] $20 a shag. That'll be pretty much daily for the next month or so. He calls
Not even enough to call it skimpy! [F] (Arnachy)
Let's call it my New Year's resolution to start posting here! More [f]un in the comments
She slips you her number during your flight. Do you call it?
I call it #thottiethursday
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Lewd and lascivious behavior you say? I just call it Friday night!
This one's from last night, and I call it 'Socks Off, Coffeetable'.
They don’t call it the magic word for nothing...part 3! (f) ?
There was a reason they called it the hot seat.
Probably fake, but I'm calling it a win
(f)un lil snap before me and my book cuddle up in bed now and call it a night <3
She's calling it 'forced obsolescence'
I call it the weed wagon! Where ever the sun goes, the girls follow!
Just me making a silly face while taking a selfie of my boobs. Call it a nip pic
Remind me why they call it hump day ?
27yo, mom of 2. One of my favorites outfits - if you can call it an outfit hahaha
I call it the peeking hole ?
The Scots call it the 'water of life.'
As long as I live in Mommy Zooey's house, I have to live by her rules. And her #1
They call it Vitamin D for a reason :)
Kimber Woods calls it her “shithole”
I just want to call it SOHO
Please rate the cat, not me! (Note: I called it a CAT :D )

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