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I Said It

My wife said it was ok to post this one.

This is so inhumane and disgusting. Called police on my neighbor (Stillwater, Ok)

They said it, not me...

Deleted last post after i said it was a Sunday in the title. Any love for a stoner?

I found this cup when i visited her house in Seattle. She said it took about an hour

I submitted this to r/gonewildcurvy but they said it doesn't belong there <3

I've always been self conscious of my size..my ex always said it was small

First post about 90% Hard girlfriend said it was to small so she cheated what do

he said it made me look like a rent boy

My b(f) said it's ok :). Any girls interested?

[Picture] Stuff like this... they said it was normal to post stuff like this :x -possible

My girlfriends said it's okay to put this here.

So someone at work said it was "because they can't see dicks"

I've said it so many times, I would change my ways, no, never mind… [F] by /u/NakedKatie

Someone linked me this and said it's originally from /r/cumsluts - can someone provide

My ex said it was the prettiest shes ever seen what do you think?

Dealer said it was 5 grams (Sacramento, CA)

Nick's mom said it was the best BBQ she's had in her life.

Friend said it was a neck massager (semi NSFW)

she said it tickled her throat

As /u/TomtheWonderDog said it, Twilight new signature Kamehameha wave move.

Attempting to get a tan with my girl...she said it was too hot outside

Who said it had to be a roof of a building?

$40, Dealer said it was "Bubble Kush." Was he lying?

Is this mold? Dealer said "it's a purp" and I'm clueless.

My girlfriend said It would be selfish not to share

A varsity football player on the team I coach, broke his pinky today. You can see

[F] - He said it would not hurt at all...

Extra: Girlfriend Said it was Okay pt.2 [f]

My Girlfriend said it was okay to share, so i'm taking advantage...

She said it was her rule

[NSFW] Dr. Said it's herpes - I'm (F32) not so sure

The Jewish student asked for his kosher lunch, and the teacher said "It's nein

Couldn't have said it better myself

He said it's the best bj he's ever gotten ;)

7in and throbbing. A girl just said it was too big

Gf [25] sexting Tinder guy - said it turned her on like crazy and now she's dying

Any idea who this is? Someone said it was from daGFS

[NSFW] Does my stepfather have dry socket? There is NO bloot clot, jaw bone is visible.

The last comment said it best

My wife said it the ring has to stay on all day so I'm rock hard for her..

Gf said it was cold at work

[NSFW] Roy just sent me this. He said it was "Pam in front of some sexy pictures"

Someone said it should go here

(M) like I said it no love lost no love gained. Especially when you got bitches who

(M) like I said..it definitely ain't about. Who my favorite is. How many celebrities

Black (male) been forbidden when I said it. Believe me.

Wife said it was [M]y turn to post something

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?? He said it was

Technically correct. No one said it had to be her face.

Last night she said it was "enormous"

A nurse practitioner said it was hpv, but these bumps have spread from 4 to 15+;

Fiancée while drunk told me she wishes I had her ex's cock, she said it was 8 inches

“I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them

He said it was selfie worthy

My Grandma wanted my Mom to send her a new photo of me. But when Grandma got the

Some said it was Thong Thurskay ?

Just broke up. She said it hurt too much

She said it's easier to suck when its curved

Some said it’s enjoyable

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