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Friends have said if Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal had a child, it'd be me.

Who said JLaw was overrated??

[F] you guys said you wanted boobs?

I work at a computer repair shop. The customer that brought this in said it was his

Time for this one again. It can't be said enough.

I withdrew 4200 presidential dollar coins from the bank and my friend said she wanted

Reddit, meet my roommate... She said this after she woke up hungover from a big drunk

a guy I know asked for my reddit username today... I said try to find me ;) [f]

Someone actually said this at work today.

Because EVERY pm said to strip...same pose; no pants (f)

You said Netflix and chill.

Had my spleen removed yesterday, it's at least three times larger than the average

TIL After the news of 9/11 was broke to Bernie Sanders, he ran home and locked himself

He said to ready both my holes (f)or him - no small feat

Dad walked in and said, "Y'all are gonna make me a new one".

Happy Valentine's Day! Wife said if this pic gets the most upvotes in this sub then

Who said you need to do your hair to look beautiful?

Equality is good for everyone they said.

My friend is learning towel origami. I said it was a waste of time. He left this

I always try to hide my tummy in pictures, but this time I said 'fuck it'. PMs welcome

She said if they like this we can post more, let's make her not nervous!

Truuuuu (r/funny said this was porn....)

I ALSO TYPED "THE_PACK" AS THE PASSWORD AND THEY SAID IT'S TOO MFKING STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone said I can post here :) [OC]

I'm pretty hot ... (she said)

Someone said I should post it here ;) What you think? [oc]

I think I should quit this sub. I seriously just said to my guy “I’ll be your

and God said "Let there be boobs"

My friends said I can't wear this out...should I anyway? (f)

I know what she said, but... makeup and lingerie are this girl's best friends ??

Daddy said he'd spank me if this gets enough attention... please help [F] 21

My mom always said I have “child bearing hips”

4 months ago someone said that this image would look better with canine dicks [Red

A (f)avorite redditor said they missed me around here ❤

Daddy said that my body is made to be bred by him

If I said I liked your face, would you hold it against me? ?

The comments said I have a superiority complex, so why don’t you come put me in

Someone said I needed a bigger plug. (OC)

"Her boobs are too big and there is too much beer in my refrigerator"..

It's been said before but, Karen Gillan was so deliciously fuckable in Jumanji.

It's destroy dick December now. That being said, do you think you could handle me?

Someone said I look too sweet for this, but I just like doing dirty things

I said no three times, what are you still doing here? .... Hello?

Last time I posted here you guys said my dildo was too small. Am I doing it right

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