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When li[f]e gives you Mondays...look at some tits!
When you are 110lbs, no one expects you to be packing like Princess Teegra (f)
When asked what he would have become if he wasn't a professional footballer, Peter
When keeping it real goes wrong - NSFW
When I click on a NSFW link thinking it contains nudity.
When you see it...
When your parents don't let you go out because your outfit is too 'revealing'
When perfection comes in pairs.
When I get down on my knees, it's not to pray [f]
When she come home drunk.... NSFW
When your boobs have boobs
when you dress up like Jessica Rabbit
When boys help you choose your clothes
When your sex tape isn't actually NSFW
when bae is hungry
When your best friend can't take the hint.
When you forget your toll money at home [NSFW/L]
When you hanging with a girl and somebody yells "Worldstar"
When your white friends have no chill
When you find out she's freakier than you expected
When you fiddle the bean like a fidget spinner
When the facial matches my earrings!
when the potion stops working mid runway
When life gives you lemons...
When the landing strip matches the drapes (name anyone?)
When My Hair Used to be Colored ;)
When you pk a spade all by yourself and decide to reward yourself
WHEN YOUR AS OLD AS ME YOU LEARN SOME LIFE HACKS ON THE WAY!!!!
When your whole squad is bad AF
When Peach finds away to steal your man
When I'm home, I wear clothes that make it easy to squeeze my (own) tits [f]
When you have to start unzipping your shirt horizontally
When you've always been skinny but still want to be breedable...
When You Photoshop the Dick Out of a Blowjob...
When she carried on her whoredom so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in
When you told him to close the door 10 minutes ago, but instead he stands there aggressively
When your ass is made for panties... wear them ?
When she crawls towards you
When you want to have sex but everyone has their own favorite romantic song
When the plug slides in and out this easily, I know it's time for my dick. The anal
When I ask the neighbor for their pound cake recipe...
When the girl in the mirror is the kind of girl you wanted to bang back in college
When you do it for attention and nobody gives a fuck!
When I made this on/off this morning, I did not expect to be spending the day in
When you tell her it'll make them bigger

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