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When I'm With You

When you work across from a college campus and you see all the guys with there hot
You know the sex was good when you wake up with a bite mark on your ass (f) so maybe
When couch surfing, if the couple you're crashing with wants to fuck, you say "YES!"
when you broke af but you're the only one in the dopehead crew with a car
You know it was a good night when you leave with a nice, red handprint on your ass!
When you black out on your date, and he reminds you with a pic message in the morning.
When You Discover You Have Two to Play With
when you blow one and send a pic to your favorite kinky friend that you chat with
When you need something to play with and you're all alone
When she says, "you've got 10 seconds to do what you want with my tits."
YOU ALWAYS PULL THIS S**T WHEN WE STOP BY CARLS JR ON OUR FIELD TRIPS MFER!! YOU"RE
When you're white and you go shopping with your black friend
When you catch yourself in your mirror as you wake up... Yep, I'm happy with that.
When you're so in love with a girl you don't even wank to her
When you try to take a cute pic on your phone with “burst” but you get distracted
When wi[F]ey’s legs are spread open this this, she’s all yours and do whatever
When you’re at a work trip and the wife sends you this with “he’s coming over
When you're married to a slut, sometimes you come home to find her Kiking with a
When life gives you lemons, rearrange the letters til you end up with melons ?? (From
When you're with a sweep, you're in glad company!
when you can have a threesome with Jennette McCurdy and Miranda Cosgrove how would
When you are in trouble ask for wonder woman to come and save you, here it's a selfie
When your wife has been gone shopping for far too long you send this picture with
When your wife found out that you had a thing for her friend, she fully embraced
When you came my way, You brightened every day, With your sweet smile.
When i wake up in the morning love, and the sunlight hurts my eyes, and something
When the model you're shooting with is chatty but you need to finish the shoot...
When you are trying so hard to impress her with your badassary—you neglect to just
When you pass someone in the street with the same top as you
You just never know who she's going to be playing with when you get home every day
When your sub tries to stroke you, but you have been spoiling yourself with booty
When I saw that in my head popped a conversation with my male friend. He didn't tell
When you're ready to snuggle with your little but you haven't found her yet
When your about to go out with your boys and your girls look at you like this!!!
You met up with a cute cosplay babe at a convention and you couldn't resist cumming
You're about to walk away from doing a deal with Jessica Alba's company, when suddenly
When you quarantine with your homegirl and you both wanna play video games
When you give him a blowjob, make it wet. The wetter, the better. Spit, slobber and
When you got no man to quarantine with, after 1 month of isolation you start going
When you watch a movie, has it ever crossed your mind how your favorite actress (take
You can't resist whimpering and cumming into your undies when you're at the same
When you find someone you click with, it puts all the others to shame. [MF sex]
When you date someone with kids, you have to impress all of them. [implied blowjob]
When you reconnect with that girl from high school you had a crush on and shes very
you’ll never go hungry when you’re with me ?
When you finally convince the wife to bring her friend on vacation with the two of
you’ll never go hungry when you’re with me ?
When work makes you move to another state, you adapt with Shower Beers!
you’ll never go hungry when you’re with me ?
When life gives you small tits, you have to play with them
you’ll never go hungry when you’re with me ?

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