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I Was Funny

So it turns out my 6th birthday was crazier than my 18th

And then there was Mark

Just came home to see that my housemate had changed my (previously all black) desktop

So I was looking for my birth certificate in my dad's legal papers folder when I

So my friend works at a library, this was returned today in an Avengers case....

My friend was asked to charge a coworker's phone...

I was flipping through my Playboy and saw the redditor's wife. NSFW

I was watching The Walking Dead and realized how messed up our rating system is for

How I was greeted at Bali Zoo

Not a single fuck was given in Russia [MEGAPOST]

I was showing my GF a r/WTF link, when suddenly... [nsfw]

Fell down an escalator but i tell people it was a bear attack...

The reason why this construction was a bad idea. [NSFW]

Selfie This is my bro-inlaw, inspired by all the "Selfies" on Instagram

My parents flight from Lisbon to LHR was 40 mins delayed today so I decided to find

So I was in the art gallery last night

I wish mine was that big...

Watched "Cabin in the Woods" last night. This was the actual subtitle [NSFW]

My girlfriend's aunt was complaining about an opossum attacking her chickens. A few

Tried to tell my wife that the candy cane cake mold she bought was going to result

My mother in law thought she was giving my 6 yo daughter a Disney princess poster.

Friend sent me this asking if I wanted ice cream. I said yes until I realized what

Went into a sex shop and was greeted by this guy

Which way was it?

UPS man dropped off package to my apt. I assumed it was mine and opened it immediately,

I thought he was doing the splits in a purple thong...

My friend's 15 year old sister thought wearing this inappropriate and very revealing

This was posted by a girl I know on twitter... When you see it...

And on this day, the "T or A" question was answered for him. This is how

I was shocked by this American Apparel dress, but the comments are golden!!

The cake I got for my best friend's bachelorette party was a big hit (NSFW)

Housemate left a little something stuck to the shower wall, this was my response.

Caught the exact moment a man's soul was sucked out of his body.

The wife and I are currently dogsitting. When the dog's owner emailed asking if he

So my 19-year-old college student son decided to adopt a shelter dog. I think I know

This was at the docs office .

Weird Al Yankovic just judged an aluminum foil fashion contest I was in. Weird Al

Not the night out i was expecting...

Thank god she was wearing armour...

I was looking at porn and I came across this

My sister was "the Cloud" last night...

Where was Pam?

My roommate texted me this while I was in my room... O.o

My brother in law cut down a tree. It was hollow inside except fir some.... appendages

The struggle was getting the pages apart

Don't care what my boss thinks. I'd say today was very productive.

[OC] A guy I know is a nurse and recently left his job. This was the cake his coworkers

My wife gave me my birthday cake. I was not disappointed.

It was worth a try...

I had to prove that I'm not a robot. One of the images was literally shit in a toilet.

She found the droids she was looking for

She writes "his" and "hers" when she prepares tomorrow's sandwiches.

I was late for work this morning. My boss didn't believe my excuse, then I showed

My sister was always jealous that my mom made breakfast for me, so she made this

Tormund was the best part of GoT Season 6

My friend went swimming with dolphins. This was the photo on screen for purchase

It Was Worth The Try

This boxing game lets you pick a male or female "opponent". My son didn't

The Far Side was an incredible comic.

Not the ending i was expecting

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