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Is that a catheter snaking out of your shorts or are you just happy to see me? (Possibly
Is that a carrot between your legs or are you just happy to see me? (Possibly NSFW)
Is that a light saber luke... or are you just happy to see me?
That is How You Do It.
That is how you suck a nipple
Is it me that you're looking [f]or? [NSFW]
Is that an arrow in your chest, or are you just pleased to see me?
is that twist? (spoilers if you care about equestria girls)
That skirt is making you look blurry!
Is that a Lightsaber in your pocket or are you just pleased to see [M]e?
My name is Edward Snowden. I come bearing bad news. It is to my understanding that
Is that a cactus in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
you guys are the experts so i post it here and ask what is that on my anus, cyst?
Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it
Is that a Batarang in your pocket, or are you just happy to see [m]e?
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just oh shit
MD feminists: this is what you are to superior Men. So, in order to be accepted by
If you guess the song, album, and artist from the following lyrics you win a prize!
Is that an ice spike in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MD feminists: HIS pleasure is your only pleasure. You enjoy your pain cause it makes
Is that a Sith Warblade in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is there a compilation of posts of actual celebrities that you don't have to Google
Is that what you want!?!
The thing inferior men won't understand (given their very inferiority & inexperience)
"Is that all you got?" [C] (Chewycuticle)
What would you say is the biggest thing that is standing in the way of you (f)inding
Just Remember That That Girl You Have A Crush On, The Girl That Makes Your Heart
What is it really that is in your head? What little life that you had just died.
Is that a broom or are you just happy to see me?
In case you’re having a not so great day today, my ass wants you to know that she
Hello Poppet, is that a pen in your pocket or are you just excited to see me? Haha,
Hello Poppet, is that a pen in your pocket or are you just excited to see me? Haha,
There is a runaway trolley heading towards five tied-up people. There is a lever...
This is for the man who wanted to see me on my hands and knees, like an animal. He
Bryce Dallas Howard is that friends mom that you secretly make out with in the kitchen
I told you that your body is hot! You shouldn’t have bet that your looks can’t
Is there a girl that you know who deserves to be...swept off her feet by some buds?
This post is for anyone else that's spending Valentine's day alone this year. You're
Is that a knife in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?
My point is that I think when you get to this level of obsessiveness about something
Your girlfriend, Katherine McNamara, is sending you a text showing the huge cock
Is that a fire exbinguisher in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a fire extinguisher in your pants or are you just happy to seejme?
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Is that a new saber you're packing, Vader? [M]
Is that big enough guys or you have something better for me?
Hello!! I have a challenge for you! See this is the worst teacher in the world. Can
"Are you sure this is one?" - "100% sure! This body is one of those
Is that a stick in your pants or are you just happy to see me ?
If you’ve gotten so curious that you wear it, even for a little bit and then take
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
(44) Angel number 44 is an indication that the abundance that you seek is on its
"Hmm...I see that. Is that big bulge in your pants for me? Good that I caught
Marriage is only the start of getting to enjoy your life, plus it means that you
That is what you've given to me s!nap_baehotbuns!
Is just another mind game that you're playing s'nap~baehotbuns
That is where you pulled up your string s'nap<textmoopy?
Is that we played this track for you s'n-a,p>blazorwar?
is that all you have?
Is there any chance that you like my body? ???