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The blacksmith said it was the most protective armor in the realm! (NSFW)?
I told a customer she had a dick on her rear windshield. She said it was on purpose
I told my friend that she and her kittens are a colony of symbiotic upvote-producing
Friends have said if Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal had a child, it'd be me.
g[f] said I could post a picture of her and it would get more upvotes than my r/ladyboners
Verification #2 [f] said there was an error on it the first time.
My [f]irst attempt to make an album... Unfortunately my phone said that it doesn't
Woke up to my boyfriend painting smilie on me. I threatened to post it and he said
She said, "Cum on my ass and take a picture, I wanna see it." That's what
None o(f) my posts have ever made it higher than #3, but getting to the front page
Friend sent me this asking if I wanted ice cream. I said yes until I realized what
[f] My roommate says this is GoneWild. I said it was way too mild. Help us settle
Someone said my ass has been looking less juicy. Is it true? (F)
I know I said I wouldn't do this again, but fuck it I look hot(f)
You said I could pull off the wet tshirt. So I pulled it right the hell off. (gif)
[50/50] A cat that thinks it's a stripper | A guy climbs up a tree to escape a bear,
Hello! I'm currently becoming the most vilified person on /r/funny right now for
I work at a computer repair shop. The customer that brought this in said it was his
Time for this one again. It can't be said enough.
Car was still running. Driver said the deer looked at him as it rolled over the car.
Couldn't have said it better
Several people said the last progress pic I posted was inspiring to them and others
If I ever said I (f)ucked your bitch Just know I mean it
Happy Valentine's Day! Wife said if this pic gets the most upvotes in this sub then
My friend is learning towel origami. I said it was a waste of time. He left this
I always try to hide my tummy in pictures, but this time I said 'fuck it'. PMs welcome
She said it AGAIN, the absolute madwoman
The things she said to bring it to this point...phew
My mom said it's for safety.
"This got me a day off from work, boss is a perv. Worth it." -She Said
Someone said I might (f)it in here
If I said I liked your body would you hold it against me?
I'm pretty self-conscious about my pussy, so I'd be lying if I said posting this
Couldn't have said it better myself
I ALSO TYPED "THE_PACK" AS THE PASSWORD AND THEY SAID IT'S TOO MFKING STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my [f]riend said it was impossible to take a good pic of my own butt, how did I do?
Wife was hesitant when I told her my fantasy but said she would look into it. This
[F20] My Fiance sends me nudes sometimes and she said it was ok to post one.
Sorry it's been a minute since I've said hi! At least I was documenting some of the
Someone finally said it
[f] Someone said I need to post it here :) [oc]
Someone said I should post it here ;) What you think? [oc]
A bunch of you said you'd like a better peek at my eyes, so here it is in better
I think I should quit this sub. I seriously just said to my guy “I’ll be your
After reading some of the replies to her on pic earlier, my wife (35) said I could
Mods said my last post was too Mild. I'm (F)ucking bringing it this time....happy
My girlfriend's first time with a new guy, she said the condom broke so they just
Someone said it can be here ;) [oc]
Someone said I was getting kinda chubby but I think I wear it well ??‍♀️ (f)
If I said I liked your face, would you hold it against me? ?
The moment Zagreus said it, I knew what I had to do...
"Wait, you never said it was THIS big!"
Mom said the view would be better when we moved out of dad's house, and it definitely
She said she didn’t mind if you gave it a try…
Last time I posted here you guys said my dildo was too small. Am I doing it right
She said the only way you could ever fuck her again was if you did it with another
I'm glad Dr. Meadows gave me this note book. He said it's very therapeutic to write
This mornings memo said it’s “Stuff we’ve pulled out of our nose day”.
So I said if the last post blew up I would go full nude so here it is! The trails
"Kommandant... Ajax said that you had a fondness for bunnysuits, and gave me

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