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MRW my wife says she wants me to take Easter more seriously this year
MRW I finally get to have sex with my girlfriend after being away for two months.
MRW i get some alone time after a two week family holiday
MRW I realized I've been browsing Reddit with NSFW filter for almost two weeks
MRW I thought I had a sneeze coming
MRW I'm browsing reddit and a NSFW post comes up (X-post from r/adventuretime)
MRW I come across a repost in r/nsfw
MRW I'm clicking through nsfw posts and one of them is gore
MRW I accidentally open a NSFW link at work and it's porn.
MRW I see girls running on the treadmill in a sports bra(slightly NSFW) [OC]
MRW I walk outside and my newly drilled atty whistles in the wind.
MRW I get ANOTHER rejection letter.
MRW somebody offers me a cigarette 2 days before my 12mos analog-free anniversary.
MRW I open a NSFW link on work
MRW my boy says I can't fuck him using the hammock like a sling because it wasn't
MRW midnight kicks in and suddenly /r/all is filled with NSFW posts
MRW one of my DIY liquids actually tastes good
MRW I needed an excuse to upload this gif of Mila Kunis' ass.
MRW I realize I accidentally peed my SO's bed a little during sex [NSFW probably]
mrw i make poppy seed tea
MRW I submit a NSFW pic, and someone makes a racist comment.
MRW I roll a perfect blunt for my brother and myself ;)
MRW US Congress approves over half a trillion dollars in military spending
mrw i updora a gonewild post
MRW My co-worker asks my advice on his nagging gf
MRW I browse /r/new and find that one post that will surely front page (mildly nsfw
MRW some peasant tries to tell me iOS is better than Android
MRW when my vapemail doesn't arrive on it's scheduled delivery day, but I act like
MRW I open a NSFW image at work
MRW something on the front page is tagged NSFW
MRW I decide that the current shitposts aren't entertaining enough so I repost my
MRW my Dad suddenly "gets headaches" from second hand vapor.
MRW I get done watching a Christopher Nolan film
MRW the gov'ment gives women rights
MRW it turns out this isn't actually a casting call for Lord of the Rings
MRW I saw Andre Miller, the oldest active player in the NBA, sitting on the bench,
MRW I met Adventure Rainbow [Spoilers could be in the comments.]
MRW I hate Muslims and the gay community and I can't decide how I feel about Orlando.
MRW there's so much NSFW content on /r/all and I can't stop clicking them
MRW my brother used eFest batteries
MRW I find valuable treasure on the ground and I want to pick it up without anyone
MRW I transcend space and time
MRW I heard Tyrod was signed long term
MRW they are trans and get a raise.
MRW the girl I dated for a month texts me that today would have been our 1 year anniversary
MRW I finish reciting my list of celebrity crushes during slow motion sexy time with
MRW someone starts giving me shit
MRW I realize I can draw a hand correctly.
MRW I gave myself second degree burns on a hand last week, and I pulled a groin muscle
MRW I'm at a party with blacklights and everybody's staring at me
MRW /r/CCW thinks they're a sheepboi
MRW someone is offended by my [f]atness in another sub #fuckhaterspostnudes
MRW I saw the guy wearing a thigh rig in the Jurassic World preview
MRW I learn that cup finals aren't included in the Arsenal season ticket price
mrw i realise hrt isnt instant (nsfw)
Mrw i realize how many women have off center buttholes
MRW my wife walks in on me looking at something NSFW
MRW I find out Bootsy wasn't compensated for his work
MRW It's December (f)
MRW I'm looking for nsfw posts on r/all

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