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R U Shitting Me

U AND ME ALL 196[thus far] READERS, LETS DO THIS SHIT!
I just found on that [m]y (ex-)girlfriend was still cheating on me with the same
Of course, it's from 4chan but this shit cracks me up every time.(NSFW)
Body talking shit to me
(f)eeling like shit, anyone want to try and cheer me up?
Don't tell me how to open shit
Send me things(:  like poems and shit;) (f)
Getting all Zen and shit late at night. Anyone care to meditate naked with me? PMs,
long time no see, LBGW. anyone remember me? aaaand should i post the rest/some fun
I act like shit don't [ph]ase me..
I say fuckit! so I lost a lot of weight the last 2 years, unfit and sit too much
puh-lease [v]erify me even though I forgot the date thing until after...I even wrote
So you're telling me all I really had to do was smile? Well shit.
My Photoshop teacher told me this was shit. I told him to shut up.
[NSFW?]It's shit like this that makes me feel bad about myself
Men should call this the snake dance because this shit straight up hypnotizes me.
Just out the shower. Do what you want. Pleasure the shit out of me
After I got [f]ucked good and still waiting on bed for my man to pound the shit out
Hungover as shit. Help me ;)
Goddammit twitter timeline. Don't make me laugh at shit like this.
You aint shit to me!
{f} Oh goodness gracious for a smart chick I can't get this shit right to save my
Cum (f)uck the shit out of me
"Thank you so much for treating my son like shit and treating me with your cock"
PM me some real nasty shit...I'm pretty horny...
Forgot to put (f) so im reposting :) I think i deleted the old post if not please
Tell me all the nasty shit you wanna do with my cock
Just casual fun with my freshly lactating tiddies haha. If you wanna see the Full
Today was a lame-ness sandwich with a load of shit for dessert...good thing I got
Tell me about the time you first shot a load to little Kiki. What twisted shit was
Time to get shit done. But first, let me take a selfie.
My coworker annoys the shit of out me, but I forgive her
Make me shit
Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Someone come keep me occupied, Scottish weather is shit? (f22)(OC)
Someone come keep me occupied, Scottish weather is shit? (f22)(OC)
tryna beat this shit on second plat. wish me luck!
Today's my birthday. Haven't done anything. No friends to do shit with lol keep me
Sometimes I just wanna comment “this same shit you charged me $20 for on Onlyfans.”
Sexy lil hoe at walmart charging dudes $50 for her phone number and a picture of
So so sexy ass little Chicago bitch with a dick in her mouth and middle fingers in
My husband doesnt know shit about reddit. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions
Stick it deeper I dont want there to be any shit on my Bulls cock tonight If there
Would you fuck the shit out of me on the beach?
My self-esteem is probably the lowest it's ever been. I'm 28. Never had sexual contact
I'm a baby barista, they tell me to wear this shit ;)))
I need details on the kind of shit you would do to me.???