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tfw nofap/pornfree, mfw I just deleted my entire collection in a fit of post-fap
tfw jacke frågar hjälp från reddit för att räkna sina hemuppgifter
TFW America
TFW Worms
tfw you're the first member of the dk crew
TFW no dubs get
tfw unicorn appears in stock at a store near you
tfw no oscar
TFW you finally find a good porno.
Tfw you share a rare pepe but it gets image swapped
TFW you first realise that something is up. [SPOILER]
Tfw you're horny waiting in bed for someone but you remember you're single and live
tfw u get in there so deap that u feel a little bit of the brown stuff hit ur peahole
TFW gonah uses his rubber ducky to move them out of my event horizon
TFW you have no face.
TFW the Donald manages to mastermind control of the media cycle but then a plane
TFW you hold the door for m'lady and she won't even have sex with you
TFW I'm famous on a soshal network.
TFW you divine a 610 ES shield [NSFW]
TFW you lose to Kane in 2016
Tfw you get reported into oblivion even tho your post probably follows the rules
TFW When you're tying to catch a Diglett on the bus[NSFW]
Tfw your measurements are smaller than "mr.asian's"
TFW you get Varian'd
TFW you're left at a friends for a bit
tfw the root locus is shaped like a ball sack and the weed good
Tfw you casually cook at home
TFW you make when you're going to love your mom for the rest of your life.
TFW you have no marketable skills after High School.
TFW Pepe rapes you...
TFW you die in GTA V
Tfw you return to the front page after browsing the top all time posts of an NSFW
TFW you add progesterone to your regimen and your sexual urges come back with a vengeance
tfw that Atrophy hits your ?️ussy while you're going at it and your toys are now
tfw your wax salon is closed
Tfw you try to put on a condom.. ?
Tfw you try to put on a condom ?
tfw Miso will never grab your butt, why even live
TFW you see an ass like dat
tfw when they sit on your lap
TFW only one nipple is hard
TFW you vote for Biden.
TFW I see grass or hay or whatever cows eat idk
TFW no free seats on the train
TFW no free seats on the train - redporn.us
TFW no free seats on the train - redporn.us
TFW no free seats on the train - redporn.us
TFW no free seats on the train - redporn.us
TFW no free seats on the train - redporn.us
TFW no free seats on the train - redporn.us
TFW no free seats on the train - redporn.us
TFW you be wearing that bitch like a belt.
TFW the white stuff gets in my pussy
TFW you need to explain plain English to your typical user base
tfw when your blanket dry
Tfw it's still 4 hours til bed time :(
tfw u pee after holding it in for six hours
TFW there's no big cock to put in your ass
TFW you finish inside the wrong girl
TFW you finally fuck that cute asian girl up the ass.