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That Was

And that was the moment she decided she was going to make love to herself.
make sure you wrap it before you stick it ....(wait for it)....under the tree!  (yes,
Owwww, that was more painful than I was expecting.
Someone told me Eskimos have 50+ words for snow, because it was such an important
(F)itter than I was at 18 - and that was 20 years ago! MIC
Wish that was my bed she was on!
Maymay Great Grandfather was Doorkeeper of the House of Representatives for 30 years.
I'm so (f)ucking horny, he came with in 5mins and that was it :/ pm's? -The view
TIL how to fix a falling apart car door. Hey, it's better than the duct tape that
In the end the only thing that was left, was nothing
What happened to that album that was like "top posts of 2013" or "bests
This was the first response that was read. We didnt bother with the rest.
So feminism, that movement that was created to fight Male supremacy and to prove
Whew! That was close. I (f)ell in the bathroom, but thankfully Stephen was there
A girl once said it was like getting stuffed with a water bottle, I wanted to see
I don't think that I have ever had a phone call that was THAT important!
Aurora borealis at Skagsanden beach in Norway. The little pink was the sign of a
Remember when Jimmy Kimmel used to dress up in blackface to make fun of how ignorant
It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means
So I gave [m]y girlfriend a blank check.. We drove until the tank was empty, all
Update: yesterday a couple accounts claimed to know who I am and that if I didn't
So this was the cock that was inside me in my last pic! Nice and thick! ;)
All day long men stood next to pussy that was this accessible. None knew what was,
Dude from high school that was coo-coo for cocopuffs. Fast forward, I recieved these
Belle was always the submissive kind that was into rough play (Cosmopolitan) [Beauty
Hey! That was my nickname in college! Jk no one knew who I was :P
You tried to resist, but slowly, your mind vanished, and all that was left, was her.
Dating her was incredible - a wild ride that was hard to deal with, but oh so worth
(m) Now for all who talked behind my back it DNT look good for none. Never wanted
A former swordsman who was made a beast girl by a subordinate that was bribed with
I knew I was sinking to a new low when I pretended to be a girl to bait my little
Since you liked that top. Sanitizing after making that milk run. That was fun....
I woke up this morning (that was two day ago but it sounds better like that) and
Sis used to think she was too hot for me. That was before the quarantine.
If there was ever a part of me that was stone, this look made it alive again
White bitch eats the pre-nut that was left inside the condom she was fucked with!
(f) the rip in these pants was an accident, but wearing them without panties? that
Ekrem Uysaler, made this horrific discovery while him and his crew were touring an
Black bitch FRESH FROM FUCKIN still ass naked starts cookin in his mama kitchen like
You didn't think that was all I was about to show you, did you? ? (f),(27)
We shall reassure you of our paternal love, tell you with gentle yet virile words
You were on your way home when she spotted her prey through the window, you started
Got a bar that was very obviously pressed. Accidentally dropped it into water while
wow that was quick. i by a college girl so i found this mind control love website
It's not a blowjob, but this was waiting for me in a booth at my local cinema and
NSFW: Okay work with me here… this was an abandoned sex doll that was “rescued“