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This Is Why

This is why I don't buy tickets...
This is why its important to continue buying Vinyl [mini poster from Tikal 0: the
This is why you never want to be 'that guy' who passes out first at a party.
This is why they call'em "broads"
This is why i don't ride public transportation [Fixed] [NSFW]
This is why I don't need a girlfriend [NSFW]
This is why I Love Lesbians
This is why they're calling me Cookie Monster
This is why I love Miami!
This is why I worship Shrek
This is why you don't let Satori perform [science].
This is why I'm bad at math
This Is Why They Warn You to Always Cut Six Pack Rings
This is why I love my g(f)
This is why the Vancouver Olympics were the best
This is why I don't respond to messages of guys I'm not interested in...it's so uncomfortable
This is why I'd like to visit Mars someday
This is why my showers take so long
This is why I can't focus at work.
This is why I miss Brad Maddox
This is why you pick "custom" when installing an update. Damn you AMD for
This is why politely rejecting someone doesn't work as well as just ignoring them...Unsolicited
This is why you're my bitch.
This is why I never wear a regular sized condom.
This is why old men like to watch the news [1184 x 720]
This is why you should buy a size bigger (F) - amad_no_moto
This is why I eat glass.
This is why you shouldn't work from home...
This is why I don't wear underwear ;)
This is why I'm so skinny...All my weight went somewhere else
this is why cunts should always swallow
This is why my sharpies are always smelly hehe ;) (f) PMs welcome
This is why I cannot wear tight pants :P
This is why I'll never meet any real person
This is why you never put a baby in a garbage bag.
This is why you want me balls deep in you
This is why we should [f]uck right after the gym.
This is why your packages are late
THIS IS WHY I'LL GET A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE YOU M'FER!!!
This is why I go to the gym; got to stay (f)irm
This is why you DON'T run into your own bombs
This is why I almost never wear loose boxers
This is why I'm late to work [f]
This is why I tuck it into the waistband
This is why I can't record right now....how could I possibly??? Cat or rabbit??
This is why I main Cerebella
This is why I'm going bra-less [f]
this is why sasuke should stay in the village
This is why I stay locked up
This is why your bro wears a jock
This is why she doesn't usually have a boob window
This is why I love helping my wife with spring cleaning ?
This is why we love nylons so much
This is why I prefer summer ? xx 55yo (f) (OC) ??
This is why I love big lips, they look great wrapped around big hard things ?
This is why they make nurses wear scrubs, so they patients don't get...distracted
This is why countless women across the world fantasize about Black men
this is why I can't lift my arms in a crop top
THIS is why I wear leggings all the time :p
This is why I don't log into Facebook any more