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When. You

you dont need a gf when you have a friend like me (f/m)
When you own your own woods, you can [F]rolick topless... with a smile! :)
When you are 110lbs, no one expects you to be packing like Princess Teegra (f)
you know i love it when you [f]uck it right boy ;)
When you gaze long into a bowl of ice cream, the ice cream also gazes into you.
When you desperately start looking for ways to get into the club because you forgot
When you find out that you'll be the next Hokage.
When You're a Slut, You Love a Little Differently
When you want to be polite but you don't want to catch niggeritis.
When you're on break at Taco Bell but you have a phat ass
When you and your best friend are screwed but at least you're in it together
When you're stuck in a 5-hour meeting, you're bound to get a little antsy. Here's
when you're petite but god decided you needed a big ? {f}
When you don't have a retractable shower head so you have to get creative ;D [F]
When you don't even bother getting undressed all the way because you just need it
When you find out she's freakier than you expected
When you don't speak the language, but it's still clear what do you want
When you prove you were right all this time
When you can't find your clothes, but you're out of cigarettes...
When you're tripping outside and you feel like one with nature
When you ask if you can finish on her, and she obliges.
When you have huge boobs and you sleep in a v-neck top...they always (f)all out ;)
When you move houses and don’t remember where you packed your toys.. welp *unzips*
When you're nothing special but you [f]eel like posting anyway ;)
When you're hungover A(F) but you gotta post your 6am nudes
When you find someone lewding you.
When you tell her it's No Nut November and she reminds you why it's stupid.
When you find a hallway that's hardly ever used with awesome lighting... you take
You are so cute when you swallow. (Oppaimagpie)
When you're on winter break you get to spend the entire day in your jammies ?
When you're so excited to fuck your lover that you greet him in the hotel hallway
You didn't know "that" when you invited her to your place
When you're this pale, you also get easily red -_-
When you move out for university and finally have the freedom to invite guys over
You know it's going to be a great day when you nail a PLASTT pose on the first try!
When you're drunk at a party and all you want is dick.
You guys had a simple wedding, but when you got to the hotel that evening to consummate
When you just wanted to check out a Dota tournament and you get this...
When You're A MILF, You Get To Have A GREAT Ass. ?
When you come home from work, would you prefer me dressed up or ready to be taken?
When you know science is a lie, but all those growth hormones you took seem to have
When you sign up to be a trap, nobody ever warns you how annoying long hair can get
When you're stuck at work on a [F]riday, you get naked and have a little fun
When you get a peek but pretend you didn't see anything
When You Love Your Job You Never Work a Day in Your Life
When you finally make her show you her dick
when you eat the metal acorn, they say you begin the transformation
When you’re late to meet friends because you were masturbating [GIF]
When you’re late to meet friends because you were masturbating ?
When you're waiting your friend at the barber shop and you see only boys around [GIF]

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