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You Were

darling, you were wonderful, you really were quite good - i enjoyed it though, of
Some of you said my boobs were (F)ake...you were wrong :) more in comments
If you were on the rock next to (m)e, we were 
skinny dipping together, this is what
Wish you were here... do you wish you were too? ;)
Your view if I were on top and you were eating me out
Upvote if you were saving a post for the ration but were oppressed and are literally
If I were a robot and you were one too, if I lost a nut would you give me a screw?
So you were gonna throw those potato peels away were ya?
Then I passed by you and saw you, and behold, you were at the time for love; so I
While you were playing HERO, we were playing GOD (New Avengers #29)
I(f) you were my neighbour who just rang my doorbell - what would you say when you
Sometimes I wonder what would happen to me i(F) I were sold as a slave, if you were
Wish you were this lollipop and my breasts were [f]ull of milk!
Whenever you were bad mommy would always give you a second chance. If you could get
So much for a cute, shy girl. The exchange program paired you up with the opposite:
She insisted on joining you when you told the group you were going to pee off the
Days ago you were just an average couple. Now things were different.
I honestly don't even comprehend how babies come out of here. If you were an alien
I(f) you were out this weekend and were facing me straight on when I was sitting
What’s up? I miss you guys! How was your Halloween? (I was a dirty hippie ✌️)
Last time we were here you were [f]ucking my brains out..
The day I got my new haircut, I saw a girl from my office on the street. The first
When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers
She seemed to think you were more sadistic and dominant than you truly were. [bondage]
Your big sister noticed how often you were coming home with black eyes and split
It was getting annoying how often the girls you were into turned out to be lesbians.
Use the tools you were were provided with.
When you told her you were 7inches but really you were 5
[Be careful what you wish for] When you found the monkey's paw, you had one desire
Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened
Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened
Hoping you were wanting to unwrap me this Christmas ✨✨. Happy holidays! I hope
In case you were wondering what you were missing out on ?
In case you were hoping it was just a wet t-shirt you were missing…they're amazing.
Wish you were here, show me what it would have looked like i[f] you were.
The shirt tastes great in case you were wondering (F) (it's a throwback but cmon
How old were you when you realised you were bi?
LF MONO SOURCE: 1boy, 1girl, past self, thinking face, "Ever since you were
Who thinks the neighbors were watching my wi(f)e in the pool? What would you do if
When you took control of my girlfriend, you had no idea the possession spell made
I was your drug dealer, and the cops were on my tail for some time now. And since
Your body burned red when he told you that you were tighter than you girlfriend.
When you couldn't pay rent, your landlord said you could pay in sexual favours. At
He wrestled you until you were so tired you couldn’t fight back. He teased you
Was this what you expected when you were told you were adopting a kitten?
He saw your posts on Reddit saying you were bicurious... He whipped his cock out
He slapped your head and told you that you were a good sissy. You felt pressure building
So, did you enjoy the free show you little voyeur? I know you were over here on the
"What's that? I don't feel you worshiping down there, and I swear it sounded
I hope you were looking at this while you were jerking off
She invited him over and told you that you were going to suck you first dick. She’d
It was the kind of women's prison were nobody got to wear clothes and you were either
In case you were wondering what color my nipples were
Wishing you were in my ass while my fingers were in my pussy.
If I were your boss, If I called you into my office would you be a good boy and do
It was your first time. As he fucked your ass, the girls you’d been with flashed
He had you bend over his lap while your girlfriend watched. You’d never felt so
I shouldn't be as happy as I looked after we came across those flowerz, how was I
Look, I know you were my roomates up until a few minutes ago- but now that you're
I blocked you months ago when you were bestgarbageperson. Stay blocked. "WHAAA