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I Thought I Was

I came across my Bible from when I was a kid and thought this was a good artistic?

When my friend told me she had picked me up a McDonalds Celestia toy, I thought she

She was wearing mine, I thought it was only fair...

At first I thought it was a little weird, but then I found it exciting. She could

I was invited to post.. and I thought this was the per[f]ect picture.. I hope you

I remember when I was in high school nobody thought I was hot, but now that I'm a

Wife sent me a sel[f]ie while I was out of town and I thought it was perfect for

I Thought I Was Home Alone When Walking Around Like This... I Was Wrong (F)

When mom's friend came to stay with us for a few days, she was always sneaking into

I asked a friend once how she was doing, she responded with this comment. I thought

I thought I was home alone when walking around like this... I was wrong (f)

You thought it was Pinkie, BUT IT WAS I!

My girlfriend said she thought this was the best picture I've taken in a long time.

You thought it was maybe her growing up in Europe, but after finding this picture

I thought I was home alone when walking around like this... I was wrong (f)

"Son of a bitch got confident. Thought I was scared. Reared up on me. Blasted

[Witcher 3 Spoilers] This whole time I thought I was playing the game but now I see

Neighbor came over to welcome us to the neighborhood while I was home alone. Thought

My wife thought I was kidding when I said I was going to share this.

She said she was having another couple over to play... and you thought it was going

When she posted his on Snapchat everyone thought it was me that took it but it was

Got chubbed up at work and was feeling a little restrained... thought it was best

Got chubbed up at work and was feeling a little restrained... thought it was best

Got chubbed up at work and was feeling a little restrained... thought it was best

Girl at store was checking it out, thought it was worth sharing here

I thought something was missing from the new year and then I realized it was my cage

I was pleasantly surprised to find out they were symmetrical! Always thought lefty

(41) First time. Was playing on Kik. Thought it was a good one. What do you think

They told me to be careful travelling out-of-country alone, but I thought I was safe.

[image] my wife when she was about 34. I thought she was the perfect combo between

I was born to make this face... I can't believe I ever thought I was straight

It was a part of Hogwarts hazing. The gryffindor 7th years would take a slytherin

This chick in a fairy costume came up to me saying she’s a genie and would grant

Laundromat Fun ? has some guys peeking down my shirt so figured I’d have some fun

[24] [dick pic] Really thought I was a 3 in. guy but turns out I was average.

My buddy has a terminal disease and he doesn’t have much longer to live. When he

this one was just for him but he thought it was too hot not to share ;)

When I was younger, I thought there was something wrong with my dick

She had thought suburbia was cool because it was "sub"urbia. How wrong

I took a picture of a bruise every day until it fully healed. This was the result.

When the salesman told me that his soap was magic, I thought he was exaggerating,

I was retired from my job as a hooker since 20years when my former pimp came to see

And you thought I was joking when I said I was thicc ☺ [f/26]

Wife here- this pic is not that flattering. I snapped it at an angle off of the mirror

When I offered to buy you that Keqing skinsuit for your birthday, we both thought

I was teasing my older sister and she got really annoyed, after she said "let's

This poor girl thought I was training her to replace me after I retired. But she

After a swap class accident my entire class was STUCK in each others bodies forever,

I thought I was lucky being the only guy in an apartment with 3 girls for spring

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