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So in my last post I got a lot of shit for a lack of tits. I'm gonna try to make
Some shit in the back of my imgur closet.. Wasn't gonna post but... (Much MIC)
I DON'T ALWAYS SHIT OUT BABIES BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I TAPE THE HEAD OF MY PENIS.
Poison Ivy ain't got shit on me, my (f)ellow redditors
She literally shit on my face.
Look at me in my (f)ancy Smancy lacey shit
Somehow woke up pantsless this morning :o but then my day turned to shit :c (F)ace
One for my boy krazykoolkiwi who had a shit day.
The shit I see on my FB wall...
Where all my Detroit metal (F)uckers at!? Orion was the shit!
Welcome to my school, where people smear their shit on the rubber door stoppers.
Future Husband and I got a little kinky smerrrking that good Shit ;D (nsfw) [u/hootenany
(F)eeling really shit about my body tonight, please cheer me up? :(
Bored as shit, here's my nip [f]?
So the hubby says "I think I need you to rebuild my coil". NO SHIT. THERE
posting this SFW pic to announce my retirement from GM & GWC. It's been fun
Okay okay I took the [f]ucking bra off. Lol. And changed. And someone gave me shit
[f] Shit quality, but have a picture of my ass c:
The shit my wife sends me at work, what yall think
Sorry (f)or shit quality, I'm drunk, horny, and my boyfriend is being a dick :(
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour...
[Oc] [nsfw] FWD: hi sally, it's mom again. You fat little peice of SHIT. Here is
Life is shit, but at least my boobs are awesome.
I'm back again, hoping to find someone who can do some fucked up shit to me and put
Yes my friend's they will fucking scare the shit outta you lol!!!!!!
A glimpse o[f] my "Oh shit" face during sex
I MADE THIS G-D*MN BDAY CARD FOR MY YOUNGER BROTHER, I THOUGHT THE_PACK WOULD ENJOY
OTHERWISE IF YOUR TOO **PUSSY** THEN I'LL JUST SIT HERE EATING MY BANANA WHILE YOU
In the spirit o[f] the season, here's my gf shitting maybe the most beautiful turd
For some reason a lot of you guys asked for it, so I now have an Instagram. Now you
I JUST WANT SHIT FOR MY DAWGS AWOOOOOOO!!!!
SORRY FOR THE B WORD BUT I'M JUST SO MAD AT SHARON FOR SAYING SHIT ABOUT MY CAR
HOLY *SHIT* YOU'D BETTER HOPE TO NOT CROSS ME ON MY OWN TURF MFER
Someone pls help me fuck the shit out of my G(F). We’ll be in Seattle Saturday,
I am feeling super down this weekend, although I might not look it, spam my inbox
For my favorite badass, Miss Cora! She does it all with style, grace, and shit-kickers!
[f]eeling kinda shit. Make my day?
Before I delete them off my phone, more sfw fitting room shit
High school state of mind "lmao miss me with that gay shit". Today's state
Arin (Oh My Girl) Sweaty Pits this some god tier shit
Holy shit, where has Jaimie Alexander been my whole life?
Pencil is one of my best friend for some good anal play a[f]ter (and before) shitting.
Happy hump day :) feel free to hump the shit out of my slutty holes!! Bring a friend
[F]uckin shit, I'm drunk and forgot the [f] tag so my attention-seeking post got
"I'm my own worst critic, talk a whole lotta shit, but I'm a 10/10 even when
Bruh lilghosty2 just shit my pants
That semester of college where I was on a shit-ton of aderall and for once in my
TW: SEXUAL ABUSE A fricking discord predator hunting video just made me realize some
Oh shit! Here hold this before anyone notices my boob just popped out. Happy thirsty
I want Lauren Cohan to secretly marry me and let me move in with her purely so I
Anyone in Michigan wanna fuck the shit outa my girl while I watch
Today's my birthday. Haven't done anything. No friends to do shit with lol keep me
mining like a steve can't keep on shitting on my mom's coxk got me cuming like na
oh shit my water broke... wait... that's just a waterfall
lol I was trying to take cheery Christmas pics but then my irl sad girl shit kinda
I love going to the store to buy fruits and vegetables and nobody knows that I'm
A few years ago a guy in my class made fun of me for having a little butt so I made
These lame ass niggas still breaking they weed down on "trays" and shit
Believe me it's even more fun when shit comes out and my pussy is throbbing
Are you ready to beat the shit out my ass?

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