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Roommate said he liked this one...so I shall share with you all [f]
Not quite what I expected when my roommate said she carved a pumpkin for the house
Friend sent me this asking if I wanted ice cream. I said yes until I realized what
Asked my buddy what his (f)avorite picture of me is, he sent me this one and said
I would have said that this is my (f)ucking sweet ass but the wrapper is still on.
Even Groot makes "That's what she said" jokes (Rocket Raccoon #3)
Happy 30th birthday, she said, I hope you enjoy the lingerie and wine I bought for
Wi(f)e said its been too long since we posted....
And the boob angels said "Let there be tits!"
My [f]riend said if I "were to post my nudes" I would probably get "a
The model I hired to do a sexy photoshoot backed out because it was "too revealing"
She was a skater girl, she said see ya later girl. (f)
I saw one of my Marines drawing this. He said the startled squirrel is an abstract
Who said you don't mastrubate on reddit .!
If I ever said I (f)ucked your bitch Just know I mean it
Who said lesbian girls are gentle?
No one is illegal he said
You said i needed more cum, is this more (f)lattering?
French Gymnast Samir Ait Said breaks a leg in Rio
What has some one said to you that you can never forget?
"And the Lord said 'Let there be ass.' And the ass was good..."
Last night, in our hotel, the room next to us was occupied by a traveling baseball
A lot of you said you missed me, so I'm back [f]
Someone said my pussy like octopus too. But I don't think so ;) [oc]
"You may want to consider a supplier with more discreet packaging" the
My boyfriend said im gonna get some dick tonight, this is probably why (f)
Someone said it can be here ;) [oc]
My response to the person who said you look "okay for a mom"
"I don't know if this is the worst day of my life or the best", said the
Someone said I was getting kinda chubby but I think I wear it well ??‍♀️ (f)
A wise man once said
The moment Zagreus said it, I knew what I had to do...
(f)18yo here! This is what happens when I read ALL your comments, I was not lying
He said he was going to fuck your throat as hard as he fucked your ex-girlfriend.
Someone said I should post here, Hi ?
Who said yard work wasn’t fun?! ☀️??
Did someone said thighs?
"Kommandant... Ajax said that you had a fondness for bunnysuits, and gave me

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