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When I'm With You

When you still live with your parents, at least they bring you tea in the morning.
When you're so drunk you make out with a dude and don't even drop your cig
When you're not working with much you have to know how to use it (Comments and PMs
When you realize you took your picture with only the second sluttiest whiskey and
When you get a new thong in the mail you gotta give them nipples something to match
When you run out of juice, but find a forgotten bottle with just enough to get you
"When you gotta take a picture with your dad and you having a good butt day."
When you speak in tongues you talk directly with the lord
When you are bored and horny at work, and you can't deal with it.
You know he had [f]un when he leaves you with this
When will I be enough [F]or you? Yet you stray every day...and I keep putting up
When you match with a girl you know.
When you wake up and realise you have to try and deal with this
When you saw this picture later you really regretted not going with her.
You're so sexy when you blow him with your glasses
When you are in bed with a gal and you get very excited...
You know you hang out with nerds when these are the penis cookies getting made.
When you won't stop joking with your co-workers, "Hot enough for you?"
When you don't feel good and your friend covers you with stuffies
When you're so deep into a stim binge, with the power of true psychosis you're watching
You ever get upset when you see a gorgeous celeb with some schlub they're likely
When you feel up your tits with a latex glove, because you have a medical fetish
You were excited when she said you could come with her and her girlfriend to the
When you're a federal judge and the FBI comes to you with yet another warrant for
When you're with me its almost like you get two different chicks. The war paint sex
You don’t hear “no” too often when you where born with a bitch breeder ??‍♂️
When you crave the D but are disappointed with options available to you...
When you accidentally leak your nudes and everyone sees them so basically all your
When you're a Famous Orangutan, you can get away with anything
When you're trying to come up with a nice title but all you can think is ?HANG? THAT?
When you're being too lenient with your sub and you are a techie at heart
When you wake up too horny in the morning so you have to play with yourself
When she reminds you why you’re with her
You can fuck any celeb at any point in their career, who do you pick and when? I'm
When you get home, he'll be waiting up for you. Let him taste the mixture of your
When you can’t focus at work, you start playing with your uncut cock
When you have nobody to watch TV with so your partner in crime joins you.
When I get home, I expect you to get on your knees and make out with my manly asshole
when you're tryna make xxx content but you end up taking selfies with your stuffed
"When I asked you to use your shape-shifting powers to make me look like a young
When you try to film a video but all you end up with is a few cute screenshots...
You ? it when I tease you with my Toes & Soles
you’ll never go hungry when you’re with me ?
when you friends ask about your study-date with your androgynous goth classmate,
When you are the creator of the sub r/SanskariRandi posting day and night about Hindu
You're fuckin' with them basics when you really want the baddest ?
When you think the coast is clear to take a picture only to look over and see a "bird
When you come home early from school and find your sanskaari mommy like this with

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