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Boss, I'm not coming in today. Why? Because I want to stay home and post naked photos
Boss, I'm not coming in today. Why? Because I'm going to post naked photos of myself
I shit you not, this is why Japan wins: because of OVA's LIKE THIS.
This is why we play Borderlands. NOT because of the million-bazillion weapons.
A picture of nothing but my face. Because... well... why the fuck not?
Brother told me not to upload this because it is NSFW. I'm still trying to figure
so my sister (19) wanted me to got drive longboard with her because she wanted to
And you wonder why we have not been visited by aliens yet? It's because of shit like
There is 1 thing women need from inferior men: their inferiority. It's why many women
Hello, goodbye? I'm not sure why everyone can't just be cool. Because of some awesome
(M) gotta understand it takes work to get me hard. When its that time of the month
(M) It not to late we love each other. And one thing I know about my Girl. She'll
I met this woman in the lobby of the swap clinic. She was there because she was tired
I have to remember that my mom is in there, not my wife. I don’t know why they
? I know you're tired of wasting your time and money on Boring Girls who never do
? I know you're tired of wasting your time and money on Boring Girls who never do
? I know you're tired of wasting your time and money on Boring Girls who never do
I’m not sure why I’m smiling, I’m using crying because I lost me game. Haha
"But you cant miss school, just because im taking you now doesnt mean you have

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