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"Go upvote things on Reddit", he said.

I asked my friend if I should post this here. He said "meh."

And he said they were for his eyes only

After the Star Wars themed pics, he said I need to veri{f}y :)

Woke up to my boyfriend painting smilie on me. I threatened to post it and he said

Ladies, if you met a guy at a club/bar whatever and pretty quick into the conversation

I got a good chuckle from Varrick when he said this:

There was something about the way he said it so casually... [Spoiler]

My boyfriend is coming home soon from a trip. He said this will happen when he arrives.

Guys. My dad knows Mash Potato Samurai and he told me who will be announced on Monday.

My mate couldn't make it to PAX Aus, but really wanted something signed. When asked

I told my boyfriend I wanted a 3d pen. He said he would very me 3 of these....

[F] he said there was some sunblock left in the bottle

I saw one of my Marines drawing this. He said the startled squirrel is an abstract

My friend, unfortunately, does not get it. Quite frankly, I found what he said to

This was just inside me. He said I could post it.

I asked him to pick a toy, he said [f]lashlight!

When he said, "I'd tap that" I wasn't expecting this.

I was talking to this guy and he said girl assholes were disgusting, which surprised

No one is illegal he said

I asked my white father why he never married my black mom. He said...

Im very shy and hubby wants to show me off. He said that I should post here and wait

I really didn't like this guy, until he said this.

I had to cum alone because he said no more jerking off to me in 2020.

"Is that some sort of weapon?" she asked. "Not exactly," he said.

I asked my boyfriend if I could post this.. he said yes!? I want you to have fun

I got commissioned by someone from this sub, and he said I could share with y'all!

Daddy (F)inally collard me ? He said it was okay to share it ?

My BF Watches a lot of BBC porn he said I am Made for it... He wants me To try it,

Sent this to my hubby while he was at work, what do you think he said?? I'll post

I just broke up with me BF he said I barely made him hard (f19)

Little brother asked,“Why is your ass full of cum?" I replied,"Dad did

Back and tourth since 9am without even finishing proper screening. Only gave him

So dirty story?Once i was on the cruise ship and had sex with the guy i just met

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