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I Was Funny

The CEO brought in his kid's laptop to be cleaned.  This is what was on the screen
My friend is an electrician and he went to an elderly man's house to help him out
My buddy posted this picture of his dad on facebook...little did he know it was going
It was Clint Eastwood's birthday last week. The skywriting message didn't work the
I guess they didn't realize how bright that flash was.
You're doing it right (was removed from r/pics for being NSFW)
i was looking up this restaurant for directions and saw this on the circular building
This was in my university's newspaper [NSFW]
My friend was severely photobombed in Barcelona recently [NSFW]
Dave Chappelle was right!
I told my GF to send me a naughty picture. This wasn't what I was expecting.
I told a customer she had a dick on her rear windshield. She said it was on purpose
I found out today that I was in a magazine. I'm Liam.
I think I know who was driving the car...
Googled "Majestic Creatures" was not disapointed.
"Hey, who was at the door?" "Eh, just some asshole."
Dad was pressure washing the patio...
It was supposed to be a secret...
That was not in the brochure!
I was browsing a newspaper left on the train when I found this
Decided to check out recent photobucket uploads for the hell of it.  Was not disappointed.
I played the old "flip to a random page of 50 shades..." Was not disappointed.
My friend left his Goldfish behind at work while he was on vacation. Co-workers had
It was a great day for science.
I was sitting in the waiting room. Suddenly my friend whispered: Target at 12 o'clock![NSFW]
"How was work today honey?" - "not bad at all!"
I Googled "What is Reddit?", and this was on the front page.
I was so in love with the girl in blue that I totally missed it
My cousin is turning 36 and realized that he's never taken a bathroom mirror pic.
This guy was sitting in the restaurant with his back to the door
[NSFW Version] "One of my friends was walking in Tel Aviv with his Basic Instinct
Internet was down... I got desperate.
Wrote a nice story for my Girlfriend while she was in another country. (NSFW)
Googled "I don't know how to respond to that," was not disappointed.
Do you think she knew what kind of picture this was going to be when she took it?
Tried to Google an image of a "spork" and I accidentally typed "spirk".
Thought this was a pretty neat GIF until...
This was on Twitter. I have no words
I used to do pest control, this was a customers shower curtain. NSFW
Googled "Aww Yiss." 10/10 was disappointed.
Even as a kid, I was a wishful thinker.
it was a simpler time
This was in my downloads folder.
My four-year-old nephew was so excited that the circus van parked next to us.
My wife asked me why this was in our bathroom.
What did you think it was?
I went to a rave last night and this was the best shirt I saw
"It was great meeting you Mr. President"
The cow's head was ripped out of this kids book.
"... Like I was rip-starting a lawn mower." (NSFW language)
Friend was caught looking...
If only this was true...
Just did a Google image search for "dictator". Was not dissapointed [NSFW?]
Watching YouTube Videos When Suddenly I Noticed Something Was Wrong With The Ads...
Someone pointed this out in a thread last night, mind was blown.
Sister in law works in rental real estate. This is the photo a tenant sent to prove
It was a hot, busy night and I may have gotten a little too liberal with the gold
Makes more sense than what I was expecting.
My wife had questions when my new battery arrived while I was at work. (Yes this