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Thanks to 4chan, i'm now into erotic storys instead of porn.
X-post from r/WTF.  Belongs here instead=)
Sent this to my man and got no response... so I'll share it with you instead ;) [F]
Just wanted to show off my fav heels but instead my massive booty steals the show:P
Bought this instead of a Halloween costume (f)
Work in (f)ive hours and I'm just gettin baked instead
Skipped class, did this instead. [F]
They're fun to play with...but it would be better if you were playing instead ;-)
r/gonewildplus seems to think I belong here instead. Just testing the waters, what
[F]eeling the late night hornies. Can't play so I'll show off a little instead ;)
i wish he'd come over and play with me instead. [f]
[M]RW I realized I ended up here instead
The guy that's been leading me on for 4 months just told me he's not interested in
Frank Embree, in Fayette, Missouri. He was accused of raping a 14 year-old white
Got Distracted While Cooking And Decided To Fuck On A Chair Instead. ;)
This guy was just searching for Pokemon but finds this instead...
I should get up instead o[f] staying in bed all alone
Theres no one at the club and im bored...entertain me instead? (F)
[B/S] After my girlfriend had just dumped me, and my sister came home from another
Maybe the Author of This Anti-LGBT Comic Should Stick to Politics Instead of Drawing
intended on buying 1 dress, instead bought 10, here's the 1st one [f]
Never get the salty crisps, peel popcorn instead
(F)suckable? (autocorrect did this instead of fuckable and I thought it was funny)
I have to do chores and run errands today... but I'd much rather stay in bed naked
I'm at work, wishing I was in bed instead
Mia: Moonlit Witch getting tricked (via mating press) instead of being treated this
[19F] I should be reading notes instead of slutting around... oops
My wife says her booty gets all the attention. Anyone prefer her 32DDD’s instead?
Feeling pretty sexy for a Monday...maybe I should play with myself instead of working
[RCT-433] I Was Going To Use This Aphrodisiac On My Girlfriend, But My Older Sister
Can't sleep, so I thought I'd light up y'all's night instead ? [theme]
I don't want to go back to work. Who wants to stay at home and [f]uck instead?
[NHDTB-053] [HD] I Was In The Hospital, And I Couldn't Ask My Mother To Take Care
Spending my Sunday doing chores... I'd rather find someone to do me instead!
Should be getting ready, doing this instead...
During all my years of WoW addiction, I always wanted the male Tauren look. So I
The crowds around Temple Square are annoying, so I wrapped lights around my body
Rightoids: the left can't meme and instead just end up writing walls of text. Me:
I'd rather you be choking me instead ;)
No new page today, here's Donette designs instead
I've heard that quarantine makes a lot of ppl depressed, so here... Be happy instead
I tried to give you flowers, but I guess you wanted to see me get naked instead
wish this was your (f)ingers instead ?
I was getting hot while praying .. so instead I decided to show you my tits! ??
Left picture is in February when I wanted to lose 15lbs. Gained 40lbs instead because
Daddy said I wasn’t allowed to write on the walls anymore so I wrote on myself
Pay love instead of paying !!
Wishing I was sitting on your lap right now instead (F/39/4'11")
I am an adult girl, so before bed, instead of a fairy tale, I need something else
I should be unpacking, but instead I'm naked. At least I'm a naked homeowner now
Where's all the pussy gripping dicks instead of dildos? (20f)
All that fat which could go on her chest goes on her ass instead
Ebony lovers? Can I sit on your face instead.
Can I squat on your dick instead please?
Wish I had your cock instead o[f] this dildo! ;)
Can I sit on your face instead of this chair?
I should really be studying instead of posing like a slut for internet points...
I left my wife alone on Friday night, she was meant to clean the bathroom. Instead
Samsung's Sam is trying to convince you to forget about your iPhone and buy her instead
I can't use my beloved schierke to make posts like that so i use farnese instead