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MRW a post is tagged as NSFW when there is clearly nothing unsafe about it
MRW when I accidentally stumble on some NSFW content
MRW I heard Kanye wasn't ditching his banana eater
MRW I'm searching something innocent on Reddit and get NSFW results
MRW my friends say they don't like Breaking Bad.
MRW going to the bar after a final
MRW when someone buys a box of Cheerios
MRW I saw the Andrew Luck locker room photo. [NSFW]
MRW fundies dont think it be but it do
MRW my friends ask me to pick them up a chick
Mrw I'm in class and really want to open a post marked nsfw.
MRW we can post links again
MRW someone finally posts a source in an NSFW thread
MRW I'm taking a shower and the government comes to take my guns [NSFW]
MRW I stub my toe.
MRW a really disgusting post gets downvoted on /r/wtf
MRW after I read the new NSFW rules
MRW we had to form groups in class [FARGO SPOILERS].
MRW someone says the_dinks is straight
MRW every time someone messages our modmail
MRW I see an NSFW post from /u/pepsi_next
MRW I got shipping confirmation for my first stockroom.com order. It'll be here Thursday!
MRW I'm walking around a sex-toy store. (NSFW)
MRW somebody recognizes my username and says, "that movie sucks!" [possible
MRW I'm already exhausted and hormonal and I hear "Alcoholics can just quit
MRW I accidentally click on the link of an NSFL post instead of the comments
MRW I Ordered my new MVP3 from a local vendor, USPS proceeds to ship it 200 miles
MRW I am being provoked by randians and twatters and aaptists.
Mrw I saw "say uncle".
MRW there's a cock down my throat
MRW there's no one else at home so I can just let everything go
MRW after buying everything under the sun to decorate a tree this week, and my bf
MRW the title sequence music suddenly scares the fuck out of me every fucking time
MRW WHEN [SPOILERS] AJ [SPOILERS] STYLES DEBUTS IN THE ROYA[SPOILERS]L RUM[SPOILERS]BLE.
MRW I am trying to fap to vegpups
MRW my phone updates and I get the "flipping off" emoji.
mrw when they forgot the D
MRW I saw the headline about a student getting into all 8 Ivy League schools
MRW I hear that if you want to make it in Hollywood you have to blow a few stars
MRW I'm reddit during political season
MRW I see some titties but then see a dick (I'm not gay btw)
MRW I step on a piece of sidewalk salt in my house that was tracked in by someone's
MRW I catch nothing but green lights on Broad Street from Short Pump to Boulevard
MRW people don't mark their post as NSFW.
MRW daddy rubs my belly
MRW my str8 crush leaves for the night.
MRW im the only meat eater on the table
Mrw I have an extra chromosome but got a good job that doesn't involve bagging groceries.
MRW I can just repost the first meme from 2017 and it's eerily relevant
MRW #secretsocieties is trending and it's the boring secret society.
MRW I'm a /r/gayyoungold dad4son and boyfie gets too long in the tooth.
MRW when watching straight porn but jerkbud wants to cum and I don't want to waste
MRW anyone asks about a path for Germany to go National Populist.
MRW I visit /r/BiggerThanYouThought (NSFW)
MRW I just recently found out about NSFW reddit
MRW I try to help rescue yet another sub from oblivion