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Said This

My [f]abulous lady said I could post this, I hope someone appreciates this as much
I said 'Rick Santorum' three times into my mirror this morning. This appeared.
Saw this on fb and everyone said it was disgusting and even photoshopped. First thing
My friend wanted me to design a shirt to help her pick up dudes at the gym. I suggested
A couple people said they like my feet. Is this the right place for this picture?
My G[f] said i could do this as long as her face wasn't in it so here she is, if
My friends an I were hopping a chain-link fence to shred this gnarly hill, one of
So I'm really new to this. I kinda don't even know how to feel about it yet. But
I jokingly said I would submit this to my gf. Let's see if she finds this.
I realize they're the bad guys in this context, but I'd be lying if I said I haven't
[f] My roommate says this is GoneWild. I said it was way too mild. Help us settle
Saw this on my news feed. The caption said that these girls do this a lot... NSFW
I said baby I do this I thought that you knew this +verification
Husband picked up this shirt at the thrift store for me said I could use it for gardening
She sent this to me while I was at work, said "can't we find someone to cum
I said I wouldn't do this. But...here's a picture of *just* my pussy. 1 picture,
Several pages before this the narrator said they couldn't show a graphic scene because
I was going to title this one "black hole" but I didn't want to confuse
(CROSS-POST FROM R/FUNNY) this shirt was spotted on someone in South Korea who couldn't
School girl [f]lirt ? My boyfriend picked this skirt out for me and said I should
Girlfriend took this of me this morning. Said I looked ready to be fucked. If only
Took this (f)or my bf this morning. He said I should share.
I have a feeling this is shopped. Someone said she might be Kelly Costa. Can anyone
Woke up so hard & horny this morning, I said fuck it and finally decided
I would never normally put Cindy in this category, but a female friend said she looks
Went on one Grindr date with this guy and then politely said I wasn't interested.
Snapped this while babe was filling up gas. He said I should post this, so here we
BF said I should post on this sub. Does this make any chasers happy :)
We were just in talks with this Redditor. She said that she'll wait until i return
I have no words for this abomination. Who looked at this and said “yep, that looks
I asked my wife what she was doing this morning. She said play with my kitty (she
After trying to study and getting interrupted repeatedly by this penis, I said screw
My 52 year old wife and I turned the same corner yesterday morning and this is what
Hubby took this shot. He said "reddit will like this".
Woke up hard this morning and took a few pictures. My Master said I could post this
Went into the adult store this morning to buy a new dildo dressed like this. Felt
My 52 year old wife and I turned the same corner yesterday morning and this is what
Alison Brie used this outfit for the VMA exactly a month ago. Also said in an interview
You even might have been able to find some excuse for the noises coming out of her
please get off my desk i need to finish my work please i need to finish this work
"why did you do this to me" I said as I awoke in this body with my roommate
I asked my boyfriend if I could post this.. he said yes!? I want you to have fun
Couldn’t fit our friend in from this angle but deff tried till I couldn’t do
Need help with for my grandma's skin. Doctor's have said it was rosacea, but what
Someone said they wanted to see this pair from the back ? Do they look good from
I never do well on this sub, but someone on reddit said the boobies looked extraordinary
The Gympie Gympie, or Stinging Tree. Covered with barbed hairs that inject a seriously
During my first official interview I was asked, "what made you want to pursue
"Aw, don't look so mad honey," my mom said to me. "I'm only doing