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no, iphoto... that is incorrect

"Oh, you were on the cover of Time as a child? That's so coo- oh... oh god..."

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that someone's job is to make dildos

I told a customer she had a dick on her rear windshield. She said it was on purpose

I found out today that I was in a magazine. I'm Liam.

Shit my dad sends me now that he's discovered e-mail..

Just came home to see that my housemate had changed my (previously all black) desktop

So my friend works at a library, this was returned today in an Avengers case....

but... Thats Jews, right? (xpost from imgoingtohellforthis)

Dude, that's not how you ride chairlift.

How do you not feel that draft?

Browsing Ebay when i finally came to the realization that Japan truly does bring

Thanks for choosing that thumbnail chrome... good thing my mom still uses safari

Is that real mahogany?

I have a sneaking suspicion that my father did not take his (mandatory) army service

I was so in love with the girl in blue that I totally missed it

I personally think that Fakku [hentai site] had the best April Fools joke.

The first thing that came to my mind after reading the news about breast better without

My cousin is turning 36 and realized that he's never taken a bathroom mirror pic.

Looking for my drunken friends that wandered into a sex shop when I stumbled upon

So I tried that tank-top skirt thing [nsfw]

Googled "I don't know how to respond to that," was not disappointed.

Liverpool FC released this list of insults that they consider unacceptable for fans

My parents flight from Lisbon to LHR was 40 mins delayed today so I decided to find

I wish mine was that big...

If I tried to ride that, I'd stay up for about three seconds.

I don't know what is worse, her costume or the fact that she is on her own iPhone

I asked Rob from Cyanide & Happiness to draw me something that is both "offensive

Well thats one way to interpret it...

"You might wanna move me out of the way before you do that. Thanks."

Tried to tell my wife that the candy cane cake mold she bought was going to result

My personal favorite picture from that topless protest

What? Is that a...

True that!

My friend told me the other day that she will never ever try anal, so I'm getting

Unless, you know, you're into that

I've never touched a boob but I'm fairly certain they don't do that.

I feel uneasy knowing that he learned this by watching me.

My friend brought home a black guy. This is what I found when I walked in. Yes that

Excitement +happiness =he has that face

You can go ahead and burn that seat!

Well, it's a straight forward sales tactic, I'll give em that.

Proof that the leaked photos are fake. Here are the real untouched photos.

just met that scrolling through soup - almost spit my milk on the keyboard

NSFW Let me get that for you

I can't be the only one that thinks their bodies look the same.

I had to prove that I'm not a robot. One of the images was literally shit in a toilet.

Every time I decide to read the comments on a post from /r/SandersForPresident that

Would you look at that seal!

TIL that the Sears website has a hilariously erotic lingerie category

My sister was always jealous that my mom made breakfast for me, so she made this

is that legal?

We bought my daughter an egg that grows into a penguin after being placed in water.

Oh shit! That's my cum sock.

Okay, I will do that.

What's that on the fridge, let's check it-ooooooh

It's that time of year again.

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