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I Thought I Was

My boyfriend just asked me to find a new way to eat my chocolate bunny. Apparently,
Lexi Belle doppelganger. i was looking through some tweets and I saw this beauty.
TIL that the $1 coin from the Cook Islands features Tangaroa, the Male Fertility
A few pictures from a zombie walk I did makeup at last year. It could be better,
I was supposed to be on a date tonight :( thought I was finally going to have my
First I thought it was just a funny name, then I realize it was also lighter fluid
Found on /r/funny thought it was more appropriate here [auto-x-post - OP was Spottso]
I was all excited because I thought it was my cake day. SO WHERE'S THE CAKE? The
I thought I was being a patriot [auto-x-post - OP was theKingOG]
I thought this was a good political cartoon [auto-x-post - OP was Sandy-106]
I thought it was a stick I heard grinding. Turns out it was a (pregnant?) rattle
I thought it was satisfying, but apparently I was wrong - NSFW
Got stoned and thought there was really a cat in this Olive Garden commercial....
I was banned from Build with Chrome. I thought I was following the rules [kinda NSFW]
She thought it was a bikini contest, her new owner knew it was a pet show
So i was (frisky) waiting for my doctor in the patient room and started snapping.
I don't know what I was thinking. I actually thought this was cool for about 9 months.
[VERY NSFW] I was looking at *fan art* and I thought this was funny
Tonite was the first time it ever got called perfect. I thought she was joking at
I thought I was home alone when walking around like this today... I was wrong (f)
You Thought it was________, but it was I, DIO!
GF thought I was showering. Was really trying on her panties!
This was r/WTF, but I thought it was pretty funny
I thought Mom was cooking my dinner she was actually fucking my bully instead
GF took this when I was asleep on the sofa. She thought it was really funny for some
Got chubbed up at work and was feeling a little restrained... thought it was best
Your friend saw me in this outfit.. you thought I was embarrassed.. I was soaking
Jerking off to an ex classmate of mine. She was one of the stuck up dug dealer chicks,
(M) Of course I went down there foreal. Y'all thought it was a game to play with
The first time I saw this photo, I thought it was fake. I soon learned this was the
The girl next door and I swapped bodies. We've known each other since we were kids.
My girl was checking the weather and I thought it was a great picture
I thought I was gonna be Alpha today...turns out I was wrong....U there daddy?
OK, I thought it was war[m] enough for shorts. Then I decided it was too warm for
Seeing the "23" on the birthday cake, John, a nurse in an old people's
U thought it was slot but it was I crusader
I saw this during voting and legit thought this was a new direction the game was
I was masturbating and I thought it was a nice pic.. [M33]
I thought I was mean to at work bro, but when I snw your wife squatting with her
You thought it was okay to allow your slutty wife to tease me but you couldn't do