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This is NOT NSFW, but I had to hide the punchline!
Still..... Not as Gay as Twilight
Its not called Passion Fruit for nothing...
Perhaps not the best way of advertising yourself
Definitely not safe for work (if you want to keep you job)
Would Not Bang
YOU SHALL NOT BASS!!!
Well, I sure hope not!
Did not see that coming..
Saw this on a van, too good to not share. NSFW
That's not the kind of surprise that I like
When is Comic Sans not appropriate?
This is why you do not invite your new co-workers over for a "few drinks"
Charizard sex move. (Not sure if NSFW)
I honestly can't tell if this is erotica or not.
Reminder: how not to dress for Bingo!
Why the hell is this not [NSFW]? Oh.. wait.
She's not computer literate, so now my wife thinks I've been up to no good....[possibly-NSFW]
I'm not getting the same results
And not a single fuck was given :(
Why I wish my family had not discovered facebook.
So I googled "avocado porn." Was not disappointed. [nsfw]
Facebook might need some glasses (not NSFW)
Reddit, not even once.
Omegle did not dissapoint
My GF texted me a pic showing that she had shaved. I tried to reciprocate. It was
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmmm? NSFW
Found this in an abandoned house & gave it to a friend. His family did not
Googled nick cage. Not sure what this is but it looks wrong. Maybe NSFW
Cold!? Not for us Canadians[OC]
Googled weird vaginas and was not disappointed.
I'm not sexist...
Googled "welcome to Oklahoma". Was not disappointed.
Troll or not it made me laugh. (NSFW)
I'm not a rooster.
Umm.. Hope I'm not interrupting..
Yall remember the Halloween costume with the girl burned and what not?... This just
Pro tip: Don't just give your kid that random Pyramid Collection catalog to look
Came across this gem of a party announcement in Prague. Don't know if I should feel
I am not even exaggerating - fixed [NSFW]
Googled Dat Gap, was not dissapointed
Slightly NSFW: Not sure this was completely thought through...
"Thats silly! That's not how you hold a pencil" said my three yr old to
Ever since this photo, Timmy has not been able to enjoy a good old fashion parade.
A real cock ring. NOT NSFW.
Found out that a blow up doll filled with helium does not fly away, but with a bunch
I shit you not, a Cleveland Steamer.
Last night I google search "Jehovah witness uniform" and was not expecting
I'm not sure if the article got the image right... firm breasts? NSFW
[NSFW]? Well done Google - Please tell me it's not just my dirty mind...
Trying not to be a hoe, but it slips out anyway
Because, why not
I'm fairly sure that's not a legal wrestling hold [Classically NSFW]
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!
I'm Mormon, so I'm not allowed to look at naked women, this is my work around.
I'm not sure that's going to help
How do I know you're not a cop?
I swear Austria is not racist
"Why not assh*le?"
Buttcake, not to be confused with bukkake

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