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My friend loves drawing everyday things. Today he drew an ATM and said I could share
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle [nsfw]
How sweet. See the tenderness in his eyes and the gentle way he puts his hand on
I'm a little late to the party because I'm really bad at the whole bill/face thing,
So I was on FB and this happened. (NSFW)
So I was watching Netflix and this is what I had to stare at for 2 minutes while
Friends and I came across a cinema ticket machine sitting idle on the Windows desktop
I went to see Star Wars EP. 1 yesterday in theaters, and I never caught this until
This is probably a re-post of the item, but I saw this at a local sex shop and found
ladies and gents, i present you the internet centipede!
Do not fire a man and let him finish out a day at work.
So I've recently noticed that lots of Redditors are posting ridiculously long titles
Bad news and good news
So we just moved into our student house and we just came across our landlords anal
When my roommate leaves his desk, I make subtle changes to his desktop backgrounds.
Browsing reddit yesterday and this is what happened...
Went to a bar last night and then this happened
During Thanksgiving weekend I found these books in my parent's garage. Kids books
Ladies and gentleman, I present, from Wynn Casino, Cinderella.
Because health and safety are important too...
Text between my friend and his wife. Sort of NSFW.
GoogleNose Beta, and the first thing I searched...
Found this at a house we my wife and I looked at...
Friend cut his leg with chainsaw so I went ahead and added some props to cheer him
Winning hearts and minds [NSFW]
It's my husband's birthday this weekend, and his father sent him this. Thanks dad!
Shopping for polish pottery today and ran into a bunch of dicks.
Woke up with a wicked hangover and a sore ass. Did not expect this.
Long time lurker, but I played this hand in CAH tonight with my family and they made
How to know you've died and gone to heaven
Shopping in Victoria's Secret with the wife and saw a fallen comrade. Guy was snoring.
Inter-office porn in the 1970s. SFW until you fold it in half and hold it up to the
I will upvote anybody who wears this shirt in public and films it,
Germany and Gotze reach another semi.
Hurry up and take the photo!
So my friend is a tattoo artist, and he got a slighty odd request today..
Aged my dick 60 years with an aging app and this happened.
Richard Bottom, ladies and gentlemen.
Hide and Seek Champion
When you've been sweating all day and your dick stanks
It was an interesting class and an easy A. NSFW
Why the Chinese always kick our ass in math and science. (NSFW)
Currently at the gym and this is on the tv ( nsfw )
Lucas and his goddamn digital enhancements
When it's your first time and she just touch the tip...NSFW
Walking in to staples and saw this.
This guy is standing on the corner in Tampa, FL. The tattoo on his forehead says
Cyanide and Happiness on copyright in the wake of Fine Bros
My girlfriend and I met on tinder last year. This is what she got me for valentine's
Just landed in Copenhagen and found the little something extra my roommate packed
The wife and I. Not the most mature of married couples.
I got naked and my roomie got kinky
Damnit! Todd's drunk and has his dick out again.
I'll see your bathroom doors and raise you my boss's door.
When You Activate Cheat In GTA 5 And Hit a Cop
Father and son bonding
My friend is a house inspector, and found this today. It passed inspection.
When they grab the leash and then realize you're not going for a walk
My wife is so understanding that even though I'm older, I still like playing video
Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy has recently been accused of being in a leaked tape,

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