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Cats and boobs, they said.. Frontpage, they said..
Set them (f)ree they said, you'll get comments and PMs they said...
Go to Seshroulette they said... never smoke alone and its a penis free zone they
[M]y Ex-GF said I have no ass and i need to shave it - I said no. What do you think
I have a new thing when visiting other countries, I said i would do it and everyone
(NSFW) My friend said he would get a tattoo on his ass if we paid for it. He asked
More sex toys, you said? More ass shots, you said? Your request is my command, [f]ellas.
Work on a road construction site they said, you will earn money and get a nice brown
The truth of the assertion "women are inferior" is relative to context
"Read Mark Waids Daredevil" they said. "Its so light hearted and fun!"
"Hey, future husband, look at this!" she said, "save this gif so you
Let's just pretend I said something clever and go ahead and click the picture. And
I said "Don't send me pictures of monkey dicks! Pictures of monkey dicks trigger
My teacher said my skirt was too short, so he made me take it off and do my class
My mom said i was pathetic when i was 14 but then my aunt said i was nice and big
At 14 my MOM said i was pathetic and quite a few more girls agreed, but at 27 my
[Humor] "Have children", they said, "it's so beautiful and amazing"
(M) I'm just gone leave this here. We grown be yourself. Your old enough to be my
"I want to go surfing, and my mom said you're invited. My mom said so, not me,
Like I said before. The game of shadow in my face would be posted in here, never
My boss at work said I was acting like a stupid little girl, so he bought me a new
He said I would ‘naturally’ know what to do. But I thought it was too big to
My Best Guy Friend Told Me a Dirty Joke Today said I Looked Very Fertile. He said
slutwife came home drunk in an uber... said driver was cute and was flirty... she
? They said "Kiki hit so sticky, " I said, "Thank you very much"
"Yes?" she said with her cute little smile. Then just a weird thing happened,
I’m a waiter, and this rich bitch was so rude. She’s undeserving of her life
When my friend called me for a favor, of course I said yes. Next thing I know I wake
"oh shit thus cant be happening" i walked into the bathroom stressing out,
"im getting better at this" i said grinning as i looked around her apartment,
"uh.. uh what the hell's happening" I said confused as the girl I just
[18 sis] Me flashing for my big bro while quarantine shopping. He said "sis
18 F. Flashing to my big bro while going on a quarantine walk. I told him I have
"nu uh im not giving it back" I said from my new body "I like your
"wait.. where am i" i said as the sun flooded my vision, one moment i was
I'm really worried. I stole this body, but the former owner said that if I wanted
I stood there naked jerking my erection to my wife's big ass in jeans. She said it
My BF Watches a lot of BBC porn he said I am Made for it... He wants me To try it,
She said, hi and I said, hello
Master said, "I can make your pussy hurt your nipples without touching you."
Can someone tell me if this is blood? Stumbled across this years ago and the police
She on live talking about her new wax job. Someone said she should show it on her
Bend over and arch your back they said. It'll be fun they said ?
"You basterd, you said you wouldn't use the remote" Clarice said, though
After a year of marriage, my Wife said my penis was much too small and would never
For Valentines day my wife let me watch her get all dolled up... I was so horny by
"Give her human growth hormones, you said! It'll make her fill out and get all
My wife/Godess said she was tired of stroking my clit since trying to apply friction