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Admit it, you'd like to have one of these because you could take her with you everywhere.

This is my 94 year old grandfather and 93 year old grandmother. They have been married

[f]or you boys, because you asked nicely :) what do you think?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have [f]ine written all over you

OK OK GW - because you make me happy and put a smile in my [f]ace! Here you GO ...

If a feminist shows you this in real life without you paying to her, it won't be

"I'm going to slap you in the face....because you lied and said I hit you"

Don't you dare saying that you didn't ask for this, because you totally did

When you desperately start looking for ways to get into the club because you forgot

when you can't buy a dildo because you still live with your parents so you improvise

"I hate you most because you attract, but are not strong enough to pull me to

For those women who do not watch porn because you think there's nothing for you,

Big brother, I don't know why you make me do this! Why do you want to see my butt,

[NSFW title only] When it's your first time going down on her and you're a little

When you murder-suicide a supermarket because you believe you'll reincarnate as a

Just because you people can't spell names doesn't mean you can spell mine however

TFW you request that John Conyers resign because you weren't one of the many woman

(M) if y'all thought y'all hurt my feelings yesterday trust me you didn't. Because

Maybe you're not getting laid because you don't respect women. I mean wtf, you call

when the guy ripping his pants open hits r/all and you laugh but then you're sad

Do you ever wake up suddenly because you feel like you are being watched?

my nipples love to be played with nice and hard. girls who wanna sex and play with

Can you imagine holding a pair of tits like that? No, you can't because you never

Don't let anyone tell you you're weak because you are a woman.

Just because you’re a gorgeous hot strong confident feminist. It doesn’t mean

Just because you're old doesn't mean you can't be treated like an ass when you're

Unfortunately? You should be happy that you can't see her body, because you will

2yrs limp. When you have been at it this long tucking is just natural and you don't

If you’re here because you’re disappointed your wife doesn’t have big tits

Fuck you Google. My house has a few dead spots in doorways and I have to comstantly

like my boots? you'd better, because you'll be seeing a lot of them while i give

she kicked you out of her house, because you were only staring at her feet and completly

[H/M] Tharja has had enough of you ignoring her advances, and assuming it was because

Just because you have a dick that doesn't mean you get to do what you want, now get

Sakurajima Mai pouts at you because you forgot her :(

I own the key, you may beg, you may plead, and smile because you are mine at the

Don’t you hate when you have to run to the store at 6am because you’re out of

CDC would like to remind you that if you test positive for Covid-19 antibodies, it

I'm your mother. and this is what your bully is getting because you don't clean up

When you are a slavegirl, you should make an effort to feel fuckable at all times

POV: You are crying because you are the thong and you are so lost

i anready know you love natural girls because you're on this sub so i am certain

If you want a turn get in line just because you’re my Wife doesn’t mean you can

"I just met you a minute ago but you want me to leave my family and life behind

Its fine, stepmom. you caught dad cheating on you. instead of loosing everything

If you stopped scrolling, it is because you want me inside you, 18y

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