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The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got
Every time you look something up on urban dictionary, you find out something you
Natascha is being manufactured! The moment draws near, and a question for you who
Don't you dare saying that you didn't ask for this, because you totally did
Auntie! Sorry, I didn't realize you were getting dressed in my Sisters room. Anything
Your sister tried to warn you her friends were bigger than her, but you didn't expect
"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't
I[F] you were out with the guys and I sent you this, would you come home?? My bf
When you posted the ad you really didn't think you'd get here.
Happy birthday to you! Shame you didn't kill every Jew! Rest in peace our dear Hitler!
When you come home and see your Mom passed out and covered in cum you know that your
When you let her go for dinner with her ex, you didn't think you'd receive this 3
(M).Megan Idc your a fucking whore if ruthy didn't say shit why did you and your
Oh my sweet little sensitive baby. That didn't take you long at all. You're such
(M) if y'all thought y'all hurt my feelings yesterday trust me you didn't. Because
Have you ever had a fap to a celeb that made you feel weird or guilty, or jerked
[F] Looks like you didn't get me out of my thong... but if you look closely you may
When you’re getting interviewed you, I’m the one question you didn’t prepare
When you make a silly face cuz you didn't wear a bikini and realized you can't compete
Your boss blackmailed you into letting him fuck your teen daughter. He told her daddy
Oh hey, didn't see you there! Well if you're here you may as well come inside....
I'm upping the deal on the Hitachi (I didn't realize how expensive it was). [F]ree
The second time you walked in on mama playing with herself you didn't run away in
"Okay, fine! I'll pretend to be her! But when are you going to talk to her about
Your fem bud didn't believe you when you said you hadn't cum for a week
Ivory, if you didn't want me to hogtie you, you could've just said "no"
When you know He's about to spank you and you totally didn't do anything wrong!!!
Seeing her in your bed instead of your skinny wife just felt so right. You knew your
I know you just yawned and nothing you say will convince me you didn't.
Oh, I'[m] sorry, I didn't see you there. Can I help you, or are you just taking in
My tasteful tribute to the sexy Hannah Chimura. I didn't know who you were when you
When you caught her sexting with your buddy, she made you censor all of the photos
I wish I was Kat Dennings' personal assistant on movie sets. One day she gets angry
She sent you this after you told her you didn’t like how much time she was spending
"Oh, I didn't expect you back from work so early!" Sunny Leone telle me.
If you are working from home and you didn't get naked, did you even work from home
Baby you didn’t think my boobs will let the Monday blues hit you..did you?
I want to be Kat Dennings & Zooey Deschanel's personal assistant. One day
I had just had hopped this new body when suddenly I felt you, another hopper slip
"Mom?!" I said as I understood who was inside this artificial body. "My
It was your first time with a man. You were full of lust and embarrassment. He made
Wow...you guys got the first post over 100 upvotes! Thank you so much???, I didn’t
Listen. If you didn’t want this for dinner you shouldn’t have said “you decide”
A Youth Day tale - "Jeanne, it's been so long since we've seen each other!"
POV: you didn’t get a good mark so you asked your teacher to help you studying
Oh Hai didn't see you there, but while you're back there can you tell me if I'm whootie
Came home and the wife said "you fucked up", I said "no I didn't",
Just pretending to not care while showing you my ass which as you can see, didn't
"Oh no, you caught me. This isn't really the real Yuudachi. Please don't tell
Do you snuggle after sex? I would make you even if you didn't! LOL
I hope you all had as good of a day as I have, and if you didn't - here's some booty
Webb you married Jessica Chastain, she agreed to finally spend valentine's with you
If you didn't know where I want you to cum, you should know now!
in case you didn’t believe me when I told you that you need more ladies with big
The view that you didn’t know you needed. You’re welcome ??
in case you didn’t believe me when I told you that you need more ladies with big
"AGHFUCK *cough cough* Fuck, *cough, deep breath* You didn't say you'd stick
Your Goddess has a treat for you, come pick it up. You didn't think that she would
“What do you want?” as if he didn’t know, like the air I breathe I needed a
Did you miss me!?! I had a lot of emails yesterday so I didn't get to take any new