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I Was Funny

I was never a big fan of carnival rides...until today. (NSFW)
there's the droid I was looking for. <slightly nsfw>
I tried SketchSwap.com for the first time today - This was the first picture I got!
Not a single fuck was given.
My friend's 1st year teaching kindergarten. She got this little gem this morning.
guy in bg - "and that's why...  what was I saying? " [NSFW]
I was just wondering... slightly [NSFW]
So I was in class when... (NSFW)
So today someone emailed my whole school about a lost jacket... this was the string
I was a little taken aback when I saw this on my FB feed
This is what I thought r/spacedicks was going to be like when I heard of it..
Googled 'Majestic creature,' was a little disappointed
I knew college was a good decision
Not one fuck was given [NSFW]
If Joesph Gordon-Levitt was a naked woman. [NSFW]
Recently submitted this to r/aww. It was later pointed out to me that this picture
I kinda wish I was the HULK now.
Porn was better back in the day... (NSFW)
I will never be as awesome as my dad was in his 20's...
I googled 70's shag rug, and was not disappointed.
My wife just got a new phone that supports video. This was my first attempt at sexting
Asked my friend how his trip to Newfoundland was going
When I told my wife that I was going out to watch a soccer match, I knew she wouldn't
That was a good day...[NSFW]
And a good night was had by all... (Mildly NSFW)
found on a random image search, the caption was: "full moon over the pacific"
Mum was not impressed with my internet
I just watched a homeless lady shit on a car...it was life-changing
I saw this picture and my first thought goes to, "I wonder what was ever in
I definitely didn't catch this when I was a kid (NSFW)
Found an old floppy disk from when I was 12. This is what used to make my floppy
Well that was awkward...
Googled Nicolas Cage. Was not disappointed.
There is no way I was passing up this opportunity (slightly NSFW)
So my friend was offside while taking a great shot
It was actually a busy day at work too.
The name alone was all I needed to make me laugh...
Told my wife this was my costume this year. She told me "I guess I'll go as
The hotel I'm at was showing porn in the lobby last night
...and I was sitting in his chair, using his mouse.
This was my school yesterday... [NSFW]
What everyone was thinking during the superbowl (gif)
[NSFW] A friend of mine was in a nail salon today when this guy walked in
I was recently browsing craigslist too [OC]
It was hard growing up in the 90s [NSFW]
[NSFW] when your mom said she was going to the store but she forgot her keys
Someone posted this , and then it was deleted (I just want to know if the mods deleted
Not sure if it's the choice of font but at first I thought this was an exceptionally
Girlfriend was having a rough day at work, told her I'd send a "downstairs"
So this was outside a hotel in Austria [possible NSFW]
This ad was very amusing to me.
It was worth a try...
If only she knew who was coming to poo NSFW
It turns out she was right to be annoyed
I went in the bathroom to shake my blender bottle to avoid waking my roommate. The
[NSFW] Poor guy must be thinking everyone in the park was suddenly looking at him
They said it was Chinese for “first date”
I was a bit confused for a moment.
My Gramdma passed away 1 month ago. It was quick and unexpected. Going through her
This cucumber was growing in my garden. The wife wanted to keep it growing