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The cannonball dookie - the video was removed from youtube but the gif lives on!

The CEO brought in his kid's laptop to be cleaned. This is what was on the screen

That was amazing

Well, thank god there was a warning! I might have seen something inappropriate.

This gem was in my news feed today...

So I was on FB and this happened. (NSFW)

And that was about the time when shit got weird....

So I was watching Netflix and this is what I had to stare at for 2 minutes while

Cup. The word was cup.

So I was stumbling porn, and then I noticed...

Me surfing reddit before I knew what NSFW was.

Not everyone was particularly impressed with the choice of entertainment (slightly

so my kid was playing a game and this happened...

Well, that was a quick change of tone... (maybe NSFW)

Well that was uncalled for

My friends thought I was taking a pic of the frog they found...so naive. (slight

She was DEEP into her dreams in class today.

So I accidentally sent a text that was supposed to go to my friend, to a girl I'm

He was masturbating! [NSFW]

I was wondering how human brain works...

Butters was in the men's room today....

I had to take away my dad's facebook account, but it was already too late...

I was looking for sweaters when I found this.

I was making the face...

I wish I knew what he was thinking...

He was kind enough to wave for my photo [NSFW]

Wife said there was a bit of gingerbread left over and to do what I wanted with it...

Man, Christmas was nuts!

This was in my dorm restroom last year. One of the better ideas that our hall had.

[NSFW] My 2 year old was staying at my parents place and this is what I found when

My roommate on spring break at PCB this girl was telling him all the dirty things

My school got hacked a few weeks ago, this was the result. (sorry for quality, only

It was my roommates birthday yesterday (who is a die hard Cub's fan). My mom posted

Shopping in Victoria's Secret with the wife and saw a fallen comrade. Guy was snoring.

I have seen plenty of ridiculous porn ads, but never have I had to stop jerking off

looked up "iron woman" because I was curious what the uni-beam projector

So, I taught sex education today to a group of 10 and 11 year old boys and asked

[NSFW] Was spanking really that difficult to begin with?

So this was just posted on Facebook by a Christian Girl that I went to School with....

Doing an online math test to determine my skill level. I misread a complex number

Deutsche Bahn was determined to arrive on time today, by God

It was an interesting class and an easy A. NSFW

She was excited about the "heart shaped" whistle she found in her dad's

My friend Matt wasn't having it. But he also was...

My friend found his sister's Nintendo DS and was wondering why the stylus is so big.

College censored Da Vinci diagram. I sent this to my professor. It was well recieved.

This was a Yelp review for a local strip club.

My buddy gave me these shorts, I didn't realize this until the cashier asked what

He sure didn't know what he was doing

Really? I was finishing math homework... *sigh* unzips pants

[NSFW] My brother's friend was helping her mom clean the fridge when the pizza dough

NSFW - The ass was phat...

Found these inside an ex senior managers locker when it was cleaned out after he

I was too busy laughing and being disgusted to come up with a good title for this

I wanted to catch a thief, was not expecting this [NSFW]

I picked up a bunch of free boxes from Craigslist. I was surprised but I can't wait

it was not what I threw

Literally, was given a bag of dicks at the deli..

So my little sister drew these. I asked what it was, she said "Its a mermaid

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