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Got rejected on a [F]irst date tonight, so I thought I'd try my luck at a first post

Focus on those instead

{f} should I have done this one yesterday instead?:p

Trying to make art, instead of just a dick pic.

Finally, a Nina with smile instead

Wanted D&D miniatures but got this instead

Having a super bowl party and instead of watching the game I'm in my room showing

Screw working out, I want to spend all day playing Hotline Miami instead!

I wish it was your hand instead

I don't [f]eel good, so I give you summertime work boobs instead of cold winter titties.

Readying bull for slaughter, man is killed by it instead

Imagine your secretary accidentally sending you this instead of to her bf...

Skipped Breakfast? Forgot Your Supplements? Take Me Instead.

Domina Nyx who quit the business and became a cop in NYC instead

With all the US military pics/'support the troops' bullshit the front page, let's

My husband doesn't (f)uck me anymore, would you like to instead?

Be my toy instead

Was going to go chop wood, forgot my trousers and my underpants so settled for taking

Twitter started blocking every tweet with a link to my site. So tired of constantly

Conan tries to learn Korean, has a fantasy fulfilled instead.

Wish I could stay home all day and play with these instead of work

When the Pokemon ahegaos instead

38: Can daddy use you instead next time? (gif)

When you level up INT instead of STR

This girl looks like she came to the door asking for donations for the church fundraiser

This demon wanted to take your soul. You take his virginity instead. [m/m, trap,

I should be studying but i cum inside so[M24]eone's wife instead. srry

Don't bother taking them off, we can make a hole instead!

Maybe I should buy a Jetski instead?

When you invite a guy for a date but are too shy to fuck but he says its okay and

My face when we get two inches of snow on Halloween. Guess I won't be wearing this

Apparently AnalGW didn’t like me, so coming here instead to post my PLASTT-like

This should be your hand instead of mine

Skip work and Disney+ and thrust with me instead.

I have little titties, wanna motorboat my booty instead? ?

I'm tired of writing term papers, write some naughty things on me instead ?

Can we make Thursday the start of the weekend instead?

Brushing up on my rope skills, but I'd much rather be tied up by you instead

I was supposed to be having my Graduation Party today, but I tried on some new lingerie

I love playing with my ass instead of studying ?

"Forget jerking to your girlfriends nudes ... you wanna fuck my hand instead?

We forced ourselves to take a day off from sex. Instead, this happened. Still counts

Wanna use your fingers instead?

Who's in new today instead of getting up?

I wish you were touching me instead.

I think we should change 'No Nut November' to 'Nut In Me November' instead ?

Let's change it to 'Nut in Me November' instead ;)

You can just do me instead

It's a little too chilly outside for this outfit. Maybe I'll just show you instead

Let's play Spot the Doggo in the Background! Or would you rather play Spot the Pussy

Tried making eggs with ghee instead of butter. Never again.

I think it would be better if I was sitting on your lap instead

I don't feel like working out, would you fuck me instead?

Doing my part #1 (regular reddit instead of dark mode)

Want some cake instead? (MAWMAIN)

I'm about to workout, do you want to fuck me instead?

i think there should’ve been a line up of guys instead of just one

I should be studying for a test I have tomorrow .. but instead I’m..

How about we 69 instead

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