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This Is Why!

This is why bubbles baths are for chumps.
This is why I need to buy a boat.
this is why u dont pick shyv into vayne
This is why I'm on GW -_- (f)
This is why I am FB friends with 21 year old girls I barely know.
This is why I can't wear button-ups...
This is why I am a virgin
This is why it's good to stick around the library until closing time
This is why I have a casual sex profile
this is why men wear sun glasses at the beach
This is why I can't go bra shopping at H&M...even a D can't hold me..
This is why I like having Mondays of[f].
This is why they invented Lazy Boys
This is why I can't browse reddit at work!
This is why I lined up at midnight. [Super Smash Bros] (x-post)
This is why we can have nice things.
This is why women squat... Check out that smackable ass. ? [f]
This is why I remain single
This is why my legs are skinny
This is why I need more friends :-P
This is why they call girls Birds
"This is why we don't let boys on the team"
This is why I don't keep promises..
This is why everyone needs to follow her snapchat!
This is why villager mains spam Lloid rocket
this is why we're all here.
This is why I like my sister being on top.
This is why I hate working with apprentices.
This is why we need feminism shitlords
This is why I chose the username I did
This is why you don't volunteer to be a drug test subject (or do)
This is why you don't buy your girl lingerie online..... On second thought always
This is why it's a bad idea to go commando
This is why I love Ballerinas
This is why i jerk off to celebs 2 or 3 times a day.
This is why I usually wear darker jeans ?
This is why I don't wear underwear
This is why Daddy has to remind me there are food groups outside sweets ?
This is why I wear compression shorts a lot.
This is why I wear my robe all morning. What do you think?
This is why I don't wear basketball shorts outside of the house
This is why I can't wear sweatpants in public ? (DM's welcome!)
This is why I can never sleep with my shorts on
This is why my yard work never gets done ? (21 Texas)
This is why I need to wear a belt.
This is why we take so long in the bathroom [F]
This is why I like wearing skirts [F]
This is why I love Jessie Volt